Would you spoon the poster above ..

sure would

Yes after our date

Absolutely!!!

I'm more of a forker

Sorry man. Would have to be pretty cold.

Supposed to say “if it was cold enough” mr.

Get the fork outa here!!!!

You are a master at the forking. Love your forking. You could sell tickets to your forking. But this is the spoon thread. Meet you in that forking thread.

Cool concept. It would be like a spoon that forks. Sport would work or you can just call it a forking spoon. Would suck if it got lodged somewhere. Then you would have to get that forking spoon out of your *kitten*.