Why’s the carpet all wet, Todd?

Who is Todd? Why would he be invited? Are you incontinent?

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That’s my favorite movie!

“Hey Griz if you’re not doing anything constructive........Go get my stogie!”

Ellen: “Awww aunt Bethany! You shouldn’t have done that!”
Bethany: “Oh dear, did I break wind?”

“The sh*****ter was full!!”

Bethany: “Grace?! She died over 30 years ago!”
Luis: “They want you to say GRACE!”
Bethany: *shakes head*
Luis: THE BLESSING!!

Lmfao such a fave.