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He's really an ice road trucker1
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Runs a daycare called Daddy daycare1
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Tiptoes around the mistletoe0
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... eats salad in the closet...0
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He got that suit from dumb and dumber0
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Once squeezed a lump of coal and turned it into a diamond
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Stole my diamond0
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By his diamond he means the one he was choosing for my ring0
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We're going to get married soon. Can't wait for the honeymoon!0
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Can't ride a horse only rides tricycles0
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Likes to ride the quarter machine horses at the grocery store0
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Uses the quarters from the grocery store horse rides to pay for his laundry
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Collects floor tiles to make tiny dance floors for hamster cages0
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He sleeps on the fold out couch every night bc he snores so loud0
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Makes him all tingly holding that oar in his hand.0
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Lives with zero stress. Doesn’t need a massage, but is getting one anyway.0
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He isn’t easily amused0
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He never sees things in black or white...only gray0
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Always on the phone !0
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Has chronic hiccups0
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Is a real Martian0
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Drives a UFO1
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Quit his job and roams the desert looking for the next ufo0
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Saggy is his new favourite word0
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Wasn't a typo, can't spell
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Wears Saggy Pants0
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Can't carry a tune1
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Put the lime in the coconut and shook it all up
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He was background singer with Bob Segar for “ Shook me all night long” 1
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She Played Goldie Locks in the Three Bears
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