Rules of successful cliques
youmakemeloco
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Heard about the infamous mfp cliques. What are the rules? How do the good ones stay successful? What makes a good clique?
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I graduated high school 20 years ago.7
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To be in a clique you have to be a practically single married person that has a good camera on your phone for nudes.2
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I don't know anything about mfp cliques, but if I wanted to start my own clique some of my rules would be:
- that everyone in it adores me
- that there's an initiation for potential newbies to compete to the cliques satisfaction
- that all members work for the greater good of the clique
- all backstabbing must be done properly, meaning whoever is getting thrown under the bus must never know exactly who is to blame
- we all share a big secret that if exposed will be scandalous4 -
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The answer to all of those questions is cream puffs.2
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Hmmm.. is a mfp fr list in some way a clique?
What about a clan, is that similar?
I heard there was a Chit Chat clique, is this true :laugh: ?
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leut_underpants wrote: »youmakemeloco wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Hmmm.. is a mfp fr list in some way a clique?
What about a clan, is that similar?
I heard there was a Chit Chat clique, is this true :laugh: ?
I heard about a clan. They wear matching outfits I think.
Kilts. I have one.
...a contribution to the selfie thread is in order...
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Ironandwine69 wrote: »I graduated high school 20 years ago.
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youmakemeloco wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Hmmm.. is a mfp fr list in some way a clique?
What about a clan, is that similar?
I heard there was a Chit Chat clique, is this true :laugh: ?
I heard about a clan. They wear matching outfits I think.
I heard this also..0 -
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Rule 1. Deny that cliques exist.
2. Declare that everyone is simply jealous of you, on all levels.
3. Assume that people outside your clique are equally up to the 'no good' you're obviously up to. Blame shift!
4. Assume people who don't post pics or their entire life history are clearly liars who are 'trolling'.
5. Assume that people who don't reduce themselves to your 7th grade level are scared or just weak. You are after all the 'coolest mofo on MFP' ... Ever.
6. Post around people you dislike, rarely acknowledging them, but insert jabs here and there.
7. Stand around the fight circle. Make sure you're a badass by yelling "punch him/her!" All the while never actually stepping in to throw a punch yourself ...
8. Again, insist on something like, I dunno... jealously because you're reading this and saying one of two things.
*Wow, what a biotch!
* Dang, she's got a point.
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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »youmakemeloco wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Hmmm.. is a mfp fr list in some way a clique?
What about a clan, is that similar?
I heard there was a Chit Chat clique, is this true :laugh: ?
I heard about a clan. They wear matching outfits I think.
Kilts. I have one.
...a contribution to the selfie thread is in order...
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