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  • Avocado_AngelAvocado_Angel Member Posts: 2,362 Member Member Posts: 2,362 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Annoy as many people at the gym as possible on January 1st

    Will you leave *kitten* sweat on the equipment,sit on the bench chatting on your phone, grunt really loudly, talk on the phone really loudly? Come on...details

    Well I don’t wanna give all my secrets away but I will be texting and updating FB a lot and definitely not re-racking my weights. If your using a treadmill, I want the one right next to you. If you need to use a machine, I need to use it first because I need selfies. Also, crop dusting. Enough said.

    You...youre good

    I wear heels too so I’m wrecking the special gym floor all the while.

    Please tell me you'll be eating pizza at planet fitness....while you are on the bench

    Gym porn right there......
  • NewlifeinNWNewlifeinNW Member Posts: 3,866 Member Member Posts: 3,866 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Annoy as many people at the gym as possible on January 1st

    Will you leave *kitten* sweat on the equipment,sit on the bench chatting on your phone, grunt really loudly, talk on the phone really loudly? Come on...details

    Well I don’t wanna give all my secrets away but I will be texting and updating FB a lot and definitely not re-racking my weights. If your using a treadmill, I want the one right next to you. If you need to use a machine, I need to use it first because I need selfies. Also, crop dusting. Enough said.

    You...youre good

    I wear heels too so I’m wrecking the special gym floor all the while.

    Please tell me you'll be eating pizza at planet fitness....while you are on the bench

    I seductively lick an ice cream cone while I let it drip down my hands.

    I'm flagging my mental images as we speak. Highly innappropriate
    edited December 2017
  • Avocado_AngelAvocado_Angel Member Posts: 2,362 Member Member Posts: 2,362 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Annoy as many people at the gym as possible on January 1st

    Will you leave *kitten* sweat on the equipment,sit on the bench chatting on your phone, grunt really loudly, talk on the phone really loudly? Come on...details

    Well I don’t wanna give all my secrets away but I will be texting and updating FB a lot and definitely not re-racking my weights. If your using a treadmill, I want the one right next to you. If you need to use a machine, I need to use it first because I need selfies. Also, crop dusting. Enough said.

    You...youre good

    I wear heels too so I’m wrecking the special gym floor all the while.

    Please tell me you'll be eating pizza at planet fitness....while you are on the bench

    I seductively lick an ice cream cone while I let it drip down my hands.

    Oooooooooooh.

    I drink wine while doing the splits @ the stretch out area. It attracts a few akward glanses. Especially when I topple over :mrgreen:

    Do you get better reactions @ your gym ?
  • NewlifeinNWNewlifeinNW Member Posts: 3,866 Member Member Posts: 3,866 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Annoy as many people at the gym as possible on January 1st

    Will you leave *kitten* sweat on the equipment,sit on the bench chatting on your phone, grunt really loudly, talk on the phone really loudly? Come on...details

    Well I don’t wanna give all my secrets away but I will be texting and updating FB a lot and definitely not re-racking my weights. If your using a treadmill, I want the one right next to you. If you need to use a machine, I need to use it first because I need selfies. Also, crop dusting. Enough said.

    You...youre good

    I wear heels too so I’m wrecking the special gym floor all the while.

    Please tell me you'll be eating pizza at planet fitness....while you are on the bench

    I seductively lick an ice cream cone while I let it drip down my hands.

    Oooooooooooh.

    I drink wine while doing the splits @ the stretch out area. It attracts a few akward glanses. Especially when I topple over :mrgreen:

    Do you get better reactions @ your gym ?

    Ive been looking for a new gym
  • Avocado_AngelAvocado_Angel Member Posts: 2,362 Member Member Posts: 2,362 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Annoy as many people at the gym as possible on January 1st

    Will you leave *kitten* sweat on the equipment,sit on the bench chatting on your phone, grunt really loudly, talk on the phone really loudly? Come on...details

    Well I don’t wanna give all my secrets away but I will be texting and updating FB a lot and definitely not re-racking my weights. If your using a treadmill, I want the one right next to you. If you need to use a machine, I need to use it first because I need selfies. Also, crop dusting. Enough said.

    You...youre good

    I wear heels too so I’m wrecking the special gym floor all the while.

    Please tell me you'll be eating pizza at planet fitness....while you are on the bench

    I seductively lick an ice cream cone while I let it drip down my hands.

    Oooooooooooh.

    I drink wine while doing the splits @ the stretch out area. It attracts a few akward glanses. Especially when I topple over :mrgreen:

    Do you get better reactions @ your gym ?

    If by better reactions, you mean, 3 different baby daddies, yes.

    No. People looked @ me like I was doing something crazy! I mean, I'm only trying to bend over and get a good stretch out! While drinking wine & having a good ole time. What the HECK is wrong with that??
  • mybfisredmybfisred Member Posts: 1,388 Member Member Posts: 1,388 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Annoy as many people at the gym as possible on January 1st

    Will you leave *kitten* sweat on the equipment,sit on the bench chatting on your phone, grunt really loudly, talk on the phone really loudly? Come on...details

    Well I don’t wanna give all my secrets away but I will be texting and updating FB a lot and definitely not re-racking my weights. If your using a treadmill, I want the one right next to you. If you need to use a machine, I need to use it first because I need selfies. Also, crop dusting. Enough said.

    You...youre good

    I wear heels too so I’m wrecking the special gym floor all the while.

    Please tell me you'll be eating pizza at planet fitness....while you are on the bench

    I seductively lick an ice cream cone while I let it drip down my hands.

    Oooooooooooh.

    I drink wine while doing the splits @ the stretch out area. It attracts a few akward glanses. Especially when I topple over :mrgreen:

    Do you get better reactions @ your gym ?

    You were drinking wine? At the gym...im confused
  • Avocado_AngelAvocado_Angel Member Posts: 2,362 Member Member Posts: 2,362 Member
    mybfisred wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Annoy as many people at the gym as possible on January 1st

    Will you leave *kitten* sweat on the equipment,sit on the bench chatting on your phone, grunt really loudly, talk on the phone really loudly? Come on...details

    Well I don’t wanna give all my secrets away but I will be texting and updating FB a lot and definitely not re-racking my weights. If your using a treadmill, I want the one right next to you. If you need to use a machine, I need to use it first because I need selfies. Also, crop dusting. Enough said.

    You...youre good

    I wear heels too so I’m wrecking the special gym floor all the while.

    Please tell me you'll be eating pizza at planet fitness....while you are on the bench

    I seductively lick an ice cream cone while I let it drip down my hands.

    Oooooooooooh.

    I drink wine while doing the splits @ the stretch out area. It attracts a few akward glanses. Especially when I topple over :mrgreen:

    Do you get better reactions @ your gym ?

    You were drinking wine? At the gym...im confused

    It's just a wierd continuum of my weekend being dragged into the 'fitness world' of the gym. I like to mix things up. I like to turn the treadmill into a 'dreadmill' by drinking copious amounts of wine & IMAGINING I could run on it.

    But, doing the splits somehow feels like a sexy gym thing. Wait a second. Wait a bloody second.

    Doing the splits ? In a gym ? Drunk on WINE?

    I'm too drunk right now to answer that right now.
  • pinkkittyayhpinkkittyayh Member Posts: 15 Member Member Posts: 15 Member
    Reach my goal weight if not, that's okay, but to at least be near it
  • CalvinatorFCalvinatorF Member Posts: 14 Member Member Posts: 14 Member
    Hit the gym harder
  • mybfisredmybfisred Member Posts: 1,388 Member Member Posts: 1,388 Member
    To finish shameless..starting now
  • mybfisredmybfisred Member Posts: 1,388 Member Member Posts: 1,388 Member
    Ssshhh don't interrupt
  • Bridge_marieBridge_marie Member Posts: 9,225 Member Member Posts: 9,225 Member
    To make @Bridge_marie want passage into my underpants

    Does this said passage have a happy trail? ;)
  • Bridge_marieBridge_marie Member Posts: 9,225 Member Member Posts: 9,225 Member
    To make @Bridge_marie want passage into my underpants

    I already showed her the cucumber.
    To make @Bridge_marie want passage into my underpants

    I already showed her the cucumber.

    Now she has no reason to read the book if she's already watched the movie. :rage:

    :D:D
  • eccomi_quieccomi_qui Member Posts: 1,831 Member Member Posts: 1,831 Member
    To stop making the same mistakes over and over
  • sw33tp3a1sw33tp3a1 Member Posts: 5,067 Member Member Posts: 5,067 Member
    To finally let go completely.
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