Last one I will post today-Strippers

icandoit
icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
edited September 18 in Health and Weight Loss
The other night , a few friends of mine went out to this "Lady's Club." One of the women wanted to impress us. So, she pulled out a $10 bill.

The male dancer came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 bill and put it on his butt. Not to be out done, one of the other women pulled out a $50 bill. She called the guy back over, licked the $50 bill, and put it on his other butt cheek.

Now the attention was focused on me. What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet, thought for a minute, then the banker in me took over. I got my ATM card, swiped it down the male dancer's crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and went home

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  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    The other night , a few friends of mine went out to this "Lady's Club." One of the women wanted to impress us. So, she pulled out a $10 bill.

    The male dancer came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 bill and put it on his butt. Not to be out done, one of the other women pulled out a $50 bill. She called the guy back over, licked the $50 bill, and put it on his other butt cheek.

    Now the attention was focused on me. What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet, thought for a minute, then the banker in me took over. I got my ATM card, swiped it down the male dancer's crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and went home
  • kistinbee
    kistinbee Posts: 3,688 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I can't breathe right now!!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • meme2018
    meme2018 Posts: 241 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: OMG FUNNY FUNNY, I'm a banker.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Families_R_Forever
    Families_R_Forever Posts: 630
    :laugh: good for you:bigsmile:
  • jennygabe
    jennygabe Posts: 26
    This was hilarious, my co-workers are looking at me like I have lost my mind!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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