Special air service

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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    CHRIST in a can....my head hurts.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Is this like a UPS thing? What can brown do for you

    When I saw the title of the thread, I though it was going to be about horrible experiences with with Overnight Air Special Deliveries.

    So dissapointing

    Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'

    Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.

    I lost my X, help me find it.

    It's right here next to my G.

    It’s sandwiched between my other x’s

    did you say sandwich?

    Filled with vegables

    vegables no good. If I go where I want to with this I might get banned. :laugh:
  • greenhalgh18
    greenhalgh18 Posts: 69 Member
    Take 2 pain killers
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Is this like a UPS thing? What can brown do for you

    When I saw the title of the thread, I though it was going to be about horrible experiences with with Overnight Air Special Deliveries.

    So dissapointing

    Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'

    Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.

    I lost my X, help me find it.

    It's right here next to my G.

    It’s sandwiched between my other x’s

    did you say sandwich?

    Filled with vegables

    vegables no good. If I go where I want to with this I might get banned. :laugh:

    Let me suggest:

    - bacon
    - Sausages
    - Peameal bacon
    - Chicken
    - Hotdogs
    - Bratwurst
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Is this like a UPS thing? What can brown do for you

    When I saw the title of the thread, I though it was going to be about horrible experiences with with Overnight Air Special Deliveries.

    So dissapointing

    Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'

    Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.

    I lost my X, help me find it.

    It's right here next to my G.

    It’s sandwiched between my other x’s

    did you say sandwich?

    Filled with vegables

    Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    Wait, hold up. I can’t be sure, but did OP just say “gawjas fot girls” shouldn’t be members of the air service? I can only assume that translates to “gorgeous fat girls” in a branch of the military. Am I right?.... I want to make sure I have it right before I pull up a chair to sit here in this thread for the rest of the day.
  • Find_Me_Again
    Find_Me_Again Posts: 299 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Is this like a UPS thing? What can brown do for you

    When I saw the title of the thread, I though it was going to be about horrible experiences with with Overnight Air Special Deliveries.

    So dissapointing

    Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'

    Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.

    I lost my X, help me find it.

    It's right here next to my G.

    It’s sandwiched between my other x’s

    did you say sandwich?

    Did you know "sandwich" doesn't have a rhyme?

    MeeseeksandDestroy Fun fact. Rarely fun, but almost always fact.

    ilfj4w3q33o1.jpeg

    O.o
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Is this like a UPS thing? What can brown do for you

    When I saw the title of the thread, I though it was going to be about horrible experiences with with Overnight Air Special Deliveries.

    So dissapointing

    Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'

    Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.

    I lost my X, help me find it.

    It's right here next to my G.

    It’s sandwiched between my other x’s

    did you say sandwich?

    Filled with vegables

    vegables no good. If I go where I want to with this I might get banned. :laugh:

    Let me suggest:

    - bacon
    - Sausages
    - Peameal bacon
    - Chicken
    - Hotdogs
    - Bratwurst

    All except the brats..
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  • greenhalgh18
    greenhalgh18 Posts: 69 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Is this like a UPS thing? What can brown do for you

    When I saw the title of the thread, I though it was going to be about horrible experiences with with Overnight Air Special Deliveries.

    So dissapointing

    Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'

    Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.

    I lost my X, help me find it.

    It's right here next to my G.

    It’s sandwiched between my other x’s

    did you say sandwich?

    Filled with vegables

    Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.

    I love a big girl bbw all the wayy
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Is this like a UPS thing? What can brown do for you

    When I saw the title of the thread, I though it was going to be about horrible experiences with with Overnight Air Special Deliveries.

    So dissapointing

    Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'

    Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.

    I lost my X, help me find it.

    It's right here next to my G.

    It’s sandwiched between my other x’s

    did you say sandwich?

    Filled with vegables

    Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.

    I love a big girl bbw all the wayy

    Again, your the goods man. My new official hero. Can I be your friend?
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    Oh, oh good gawd yes. This... this right here is going to be a massacre :D
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    I am here for this
  • Wait, hold up. I can’t be sure, but did OP just say “gawjas fot girls” shouldn’t be members of the air service? I can only assume that translates to “gorgeous fat girls” in a branch of the military. Am I right?.... I want to make sure I have it right before I pull up a chair to sit here in this thread for the rest of the day.

    Well, he called them gorgeous. Now they don't need to be insulted because you know, they are gorgeous.
  • greenhalgh18
    greenhalgh18 Posts: 69 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Is this like a UPS thing? What can brown do for you

    When I saw the title of the thread, I though it was going to be about horrible experiences with with Overnight Air Special Deliveries.

    So dissapointing

    Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'

    Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.

    I lost my X, help me find it.

    It's right here next to my G.

    It’s sandwiched between my other x’s

    did you say sandwich?

    Filled with vegables

    Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.

    I love a big girl bbw all the wayy

    How about biggish?

    I like having sex and letting agents girl eat a slice of cake
  • Find_Me_Again
    Find_Me_Again Posts: 299 Member
    :neutral:
  • eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Is this like a UPS thing? What can brown do for you

    When I saw the title of the thread, I though it was going to be about horrible experiences with with Overnight Air Special Deliveries.

    So dissapointing

    Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'

    Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.

    I lost my X, help me find it.

    It's right here next to my G.

    It’s sandwiched between my other x’s

    did you say sandwich?

    Filled with vegables

    Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.

    I love a big girl bbw all the wayy

    How about biggish?

    I like having sex and letting agents girl eat a slice of cake

    Is there frosting?
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Is this like a UPS thing? What can brown do for you

    When I saw the title of the thread, I though it was going to be about horrible experiences with with Overnight Air Special Deliveries.

    So dissapointing

    Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'

    Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.

    I lost my X, help me find it.

    It's right here next to my G.

    It’s sandwiched between my other x’s

    did you say sandwich?

    Filled with vegables

    Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.

    I love a big girl bbw all the wayy

    How about biggish?

    I like having sex and letting agents girl eat a slice of cake

    You literally made my day. This was all worth it.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Is this like a UPS thing? What can brown do for you

    When I saw the title of the thread, I though it was going to be about horrible experiences with with Overnight Air Special Deliveries.

    So dissapointing

    Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'

    Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.

    I lost my X, help me find it.

    It's right here next to my G.

    It’s sandwiched between my other x’s

    did you say sandwich?

    Filled with vegables

    Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.

    I love a big girl bbw all the wayy

    How about biggish?

    I like having sex and letting agents girl eat a slice of cake

    I finally know why I’ll be a virgin forever, I am nowhere near as smooth as this
  • greenhalgh18
    greenhalgh18 Posts: 69 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Is this like a UPS thing? What can brown do for you

    When I saw the title of the thread, I though it was going to be about horrible experiences with with Overnight Air Special Deliveries.

    So dissapointing

    Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'

    Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.

    I lost my X, help me find it.

    It's right here next to my G.

    It’s sandwiched between my other x’s

    did you say sandwich?

    Filled with vegables

    Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.

    I love a big girl bbw all the wayy

    How about biggish?

    I like having sex and letting agents girl eat a slice of cake

    Is there frosting?

  • I can't look away from this. Its terrible.
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    :D I’m *kitten* dying over here! Slice of cake??!! :D:D:D Best thread ever!
  • Lisa8823168
    Lisa8823168 Posts: 139 Member
    It is confusing but I think, maybe just me, but if you have a fair amount of exposure to the military (US and foreign), it would have made more sense.

    Specifications set by all militaries for any sort of "special" forces are based on studies (from years ago) of peak physical athletic performances of men. All SF were founded in the concept of the best of the best. Over the years, women have embraced higher physical performance training (then women did when the SF concept was initiated) which could lend to the achievement of a woman successfully graduating from such a program. I applaud any women in that sort of shape-I know their are some out there. However, unless political correctness takes over and standards are adapted for peak women's performance standards (a peak that in reality is lower than men), very few women can meet the standards. Even entering the program requires passing of advance physical achievement. I am actually OK with that.

    I value a stronger military (physically and technically), not one that is politically correct. Not saying women cant and do not add a lot of value in several ways in support of those "special" forces. Helicopter pilots (used often in combat and for the SF people) for example, are fully integrated with capable and many of those women pilots have fought in the middle east (I know several). No matter how fit a woman may be and how capable to execute a mission in many ways, some physical aspects just don't seem to make sense. If I were in harms way, I would want to know they could physically carry me out, if necessary...for any distance. That is unlikely when the soldier is a woman.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    Am I the only one that had to google "agents girl"? :laugh:
  • Find_Me_Again
    Find_Me_Again Posts: 299 Member
    Just_J_Now wrote: »
    Am I the only one that had to google "agents girl"? :laugh:

    Now I have to google. I thought it was just more jibberish.
  • greenhalgh18
    greenhalgh18 Posts: 69 Member
    :D I’m *kitten* dying over here! Slice of cake??!! :D:D:D Best thread ever!

    Pal you've heard nowt yet
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