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Stories

CaptainFantastic00
CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
We've all got 'em

Tell me some stories

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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    edited January 2018
    Here's a story in GIF form

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  • Find_Me_Again
    Find_Me_Again Posts: 299 Member
    This one time at band camp...
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Find_Me_Again wrote: »
    This one time at band camp...

    I carried a drunk guy across NDSU campus
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  • Find_Me_Again
    Find_Me_Again Posts: 299 Member
    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    Find_Me_Again wrote: »
    This one time at band camp...

    You're not supposed to tell our story ;):D

    I didn't mention WHAT we did ;)
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    Once there was a possibility Scottish/British cloud man. He talked a lot about cake. I couldn't really make out the rest. I think he's in jail now. And I missed the whole damn thing.
  • Find_Me_Again
    Find_Me_Again Posts: 299 Member
    edited January 2018
    My bestie and I were crazy back in the day and had no fear. We were driving around one night and saw 3 guys hanging out on the corner. She decided to pull over to say Hi and see what they were up to. They ended up needing a ride to somewhere and she thought it was a great idea to let 3 strange men get into her car. They needed to stop off at one place before we took them to their destination. While they were out of the car at the first stop, she looked in the backseat and saw that they had dropped a set of brass knuckles. "I've always wanted a pair of these!", she said, and we sped off leaving them at a gas station.
    We still talk about that night and how we were crazy being just babies picking up 3 random dudes that could have beat the snot out of us if they wanted to. She still has the brass knuckles in memory :D
    Oh to be 18 again.
    I know its lame, but that's about as appropriate as my stories get with her. I don't want to lose my flag virginity ;)
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    edited January 2018
    All my tinder experiences could be M. Night Shyamalan movies. The Signs were all there that these women were bad news but I didn’t have that Sixth Sense. There was the girl who lived in the condo by the waterfront who invited guys over after I left and told me about it, she’s the The Lady in the Water. There’s the girl that asked me how often I go to church and then said she was going to change that about me. The same girl said I partied too hard on St Paddy’s day because I belted out the words to a Mumford song and then said I didn’t try hard enough when I told her we should part ways - I call her The Village. Finally, there was the girl who replaced me in the span of finals week because apparently focusing on studying was too much of a slight, her name is Split.

    Who will be that next Devil.
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  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    There once was a woman who yelled at two grown *kitten* adults for having a conversation that didn't involve her. This story is developing.
  • MarvinsAMartian
    MarvinsAMartian Posts: 236 Member
    I've got a true story that could have ended badly.

    Last year I went on a solo backpacking trip to South East Asia. I had never done a trip of this magnitude and length before, let alone by myself so I was already pretty nervous about the whole thing. I also hadn't done too much planning going into it, so there was that feeling of uneasiness because it was all new and unknown to me.

    My first stop was Bangkok, Thailand. I had a 12ish hour flight that was just brutal (sidenote: never fly China Eastern Airlines - its not worth saving $100ish). Jetlagged and exhausted I just wanted to get to the hotel I had booked for the night. After collecting my bag, I followed the crowd out to where the taxi's/limo's/shuttle busses were lined up outside the terminal. It didn't take long to make eye contact with a driver who asked if I needed a taxi, to which I said, "yes."

    I begin to follow him towards where all the cars were located when all of a sudden a hand grabs me by the shoulder. Turning to face who had stopped me, I see its a man dressed in a security/police uniform and I distinctly remember being too annoyed/impatient to determine which he was exactly. As my eyes met his he says to me, "not taxi," while simultaneously pointing and waving his finger at the man I was following. Spooky right?

    Anyways I lived, the end.
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