Would you eat the person above if you were stranded on top of Mount Everest?

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  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    I’d rather just die. Why am I on Everest to begin with?
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  • kayceem76
    kayceem76 Posts: 26 Member
    She looks too sweet
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Depends if there's any wine left in the gear or not
  • KeepRunningFatboy
    KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member
    Nope, but as soon as he's dead, I would steal that Batman shirt.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    I would probably be too cold to care about food. Wouldn't eat him...but I might make a snowsuit out of his skin to keep me warm.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Of course! Just look at those shoulders! She may need ketchup though. :D
  • Kastastrophie
    Kastastrophie Posts: 2,918 Member
    I mean survival - Yep
  • Jertastic
    Jertastic Posts: 868 Member
    Sigh.... if I had to
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    They would be Jerky-tastic!! :)
  • Wingsont84
    Wingsont84 Posts: 335 Member
    Egger to find eggs
  • KeepRunningFatboy
    KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member
    None of y'all made it past camp 4. I'm alone on top of the world enjoying my final moments.
  • richardpkennedy1
    richardpkennedy1 Posts: 1,890 Member
    Yes
  • VelociraptorEyes
    VelociraptorEyes Posts: 1,175 Member
    edited January 2018
    Well, I'd want it to be fair.

    I would play heads or tails with you.

    If you win, you eat me.
    If I win, I eat you.
    If we lose the penny, we'll have a snowball fight until we both freeze to death :smiley:
  • grumpopuppo
    grumpopuppo Posts: 90 Member
    Pretty sure I'd be the one 'volunteering' as 'human popsicle' as I'd be dead before I had the chance to shoot for it :D:D
  • KeepRunningFatboy
    KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member
    Nope. I would carry her back down from the summit.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Only if there was Grey Poupon available. Otherwise, I just don't think I could.
  • KeepRunningFatboy
    KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member
    Grey poupon at base camp, let’s not waste time and get our butts back down this thing. The Hillary step is gonna be a pain.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    I could not bring myself to do that .
    No

    Not even with some Grey Poupon? Not even in a box? With a fox? Or in a boat? With a goat? Cmon!
  • KeepRunningFatboy
    KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member
    I’ve studied quite a bit on Everest, read books, watched movies, and videos. Seen the images of the frozen preserved bodies up there. It’s given me nightmares.
  • KeepRunningFatboy
    KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member
    Not on top of the mountain.
  • Rocbola
    Rocbola Posts: 1,998 Member
    Mt. Everest is so high, at that altitude, you will die of exposure, cold, cerebral edema, pulmonary edema, or a fall, long before you would ever starve. Not a single death in Everest's history is attributed to starvation.

    So, no, i would not resort to cannibalism. Any time or energy wasted cutting up a body is energy you don't have to put towards getting down below the death zone.

    Did i just pull a Dwight Schrute with that answer? Sorry, it happens.
  • KeepRunningFatboy
    KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member
    Great answer!
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Well I guess not then otherwise I'll look kinda dumb
  • KeepRunningFatboy
    KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member
    edited January 2018
    So let’s all get down this mountain, and the all you can eat buffet is on me.
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