DON'T BOTHER THE "KING" ON HIS THRONE!

ninerbuff
ninerbuff Posts: 49,100 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
Ladies............the "throne" in the bathroom is a place where men like to sit and read, relax, a take their time. So don't bother us or ridicule us as we waft in the aroma of doing number 2. This is our quiet time and allows us the time away from some of the chaos in our life. You may continue to be the boss after we leave the "throne". Thanks for your time.
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  • IAmTheAwesomest
    IAmTheAwesomest Posts: 61
    HAHAHA I guess all men are this way.
    my finace,my grandfather,my mom's boyfriend,my finace's friend,my nephew,my unblood brother...wow! LOL
  • anewattitude
    anewattitude Posts: 483 Member
    He who cleans the throne can do whatever thy wishes :)
  • rileamoyer
    rileamoyer Posts: 2,412 Member
    lmao
  • Katie3784
    Katie3784 Posts: 543
    I just don't get it. I'm in and out in two minutes, but my hubby takes 20. Do you "go" the whole time, or are you just chilling in there?
  • Lisamariemlt
    Lisamariemlt Posts: 101 Member
    and how come the queen can't have personal private time on the "throne"
    just when we sit to pee=it's mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy
    just when we relax it's-what cha doing

    and

    just when we think our day is done
    the throne needs cleaning

    so
    enjoy your time on that throne
    cause once you are off it
    with your feet planted back on the floor with rest of us pheasants
    know the quiet time is done
    the relaxing is over
    and
    the reading needs to be bedtime night night stories

    sorry just being funny
    great post NOT
  • laureneva15
    laureneva15 Posts: 280
    He who cleans the throne can do whatever thy wishes :)

    This.
  • laureneva15
    laureneva15 Posts: 280
    I just don't get it. I'm in and out in two minutes, but my hubby takes 20. Do you "go" the whole time, or are you just chilling in there?

    Personally, I take a book so maybe thats what he is doing?
  • Elleinnz
    Elleinnz Posts: 1,661 Member
    Still cant figure out why you would pick the most uncomfortable seat in the house - especially now that I have more bones sticking out in my behind it is even more uncomfortable......
  • minadeathclutch
    minadeathclutch Posts: 375 Member
    and how come the queen can't have personal private time on the "throne"
    just when we sit to pee=it's mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy
    just when we relax it's-what cha doing

    and

    just when we think our day is done
    the throne needs cleaning

    so
    enjoy your time on that throne
    cause once you are off it
    with your feet planted back on the floor with rest of us pheasants
    know the quiet time is done
    the relaxing is over
    and
    the reading needs to be bedtime night night stories

    sorry just being funny
    great post NOT

    LMAO!!! well said lady
  • Kelly_Wilson1990
    Kelly_Wilson1990 Posts: 3,245 Member
    Too funny!!
  • sgv0918
    sgv0918 Posts: 851 Member
    He who cleans the throne can do whatever thy wishes :)

    agreed
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    I'm the queen sitting on my throne. I always stay in there and do word puzzles. Luckily for my son, he has his own bathroom. :laugh:
  • stephanielynn76
    stephanielynn76 Posts: 709 Member
    Hahaha... my husband would be looking for the "like" button on this one I'm sure....

    As a mom, one of the advantages of my kids getting a little older and more interdependent was that I was finally able to visit the throne alone again. It's really nice not to have an audience in there with me asking questions and begging to "see it" when I'm done.
  • dlcam61
    dlcam61 Posts: 228 Member
    When you have kids the "throne" is good for both the "King" and the Queen to hide out & read....regardless of what number you are doing (or not). :flowerforyou:
  • yeabby
    yeabby Posts: 643 Member
    Hah! This is terrific. My boyfriend actually has a laptop that lives in the bathroom so he can watch anime. Honestly though, I have no problem with it. If he's happy more power to him.
  • FrauHausMaus
    FrauHausMaus Posts: 194
    Why would anyone want to hang out with a poop? Maybe you're *kitten* doesn't stink, but mine does and I want to get the hell outta there!
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    why on EARTH would anyone want to be in there to disturb a man on his throne? My husband takes his phone and plays games, because he's in there so long. Eh, I'm not going anywhere near there while he's in there. Though, my kids still come to talk to me while I'm going (1 or 2). It really creeps my husband out that they can be in there at all, but, eh, doesn't bother me. They are just talking to me, not watching and taking pictures.
  • rafor
    rafor Posts: 78 Member
    Still cant figure out why you would pick the most uncomfortable seat in the house - especially now that I have more bones sticking out in my behind it is even more uncomfortable......

    It may be the most uncomfortable chair in the house, but dang it if it isn't the quietest...other than a little grunting. Scientists have actually proven that men can think of absolutely nothing and still breath and taking extra time on the toilet surprises you?
  • calibri
    calibri Posts: 439 Member
    We have two bathrooms, one for each of us. I get to spread out my flat iron, curling iron, hair spray, hair cream, etc while he gets to do whatever in his. Too bad he keeps coming into mine and using my sink. I suspect he's not up on cleaning as much as he wants me to think he is.
  • Sgriffin2382
    Sgriffin2382 Posts: 360 Member
    "Why would anyone want to hang out with a poop? Maybe you're *kitten* doesn't stink, but mine does and I want to get the hell outta there!"

    Leigh - you make me giggle!! I am guilty of staying in there too long. Before I had a smart phone, I would take my laptop in there when I got home from work in the evening and check all my mail, FB, etc ;-)
  • TheMaidOfAstolat
    TheMaidOfAstolat Posts: 3,222 Member
    Lol. If I have a book that I left in there when taking a bath...you can darn well bet I'll sit there till I finish a chapter. I don't care how uncomfortable it is...it's 'mommy time'...and I'll take it when I can get it. 5 minutes alone is bliss.
  • bonjour24
    bonjour24 Posts: 1,119 Member
    It's really nice not to have an audience in there with me asking questions and begging to "see it" when I'm done.

    oh, this. definately this. i'm living this right now (not RIGHT now, but i have a 5 yr old, 3 yr old and 9 month old, all of whom seem desparate to stay with me and observe whatever it is that i'm doing).

    i'm on and off asap. i don't get blokes who just sit there for ages. females know you can't multi task, so we know you're sat there thinking of absolutely nothing. it still amazes me that men can do that!
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    *stands up and begins slow clap* ladies listen to this man!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,100 Member
    I just don't get it. I'm in and out in two minutes, but my hubby takes 20. Do you "go" the whole time, or are you just chilling in there?
    We don't rush. It's a form of male meditation.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,100 Member
    Still cant figure out why you would pick the most uncomfortable seat in the house - especially now that I have more bones sticking out in my behind it is even more uncomfortable......
    A seat is only "comfortable" when we can relax in it. Can't say the same for the recliner all the time.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,100 Member
    Why would anyone want to hang out with a poop? Maybe you're *kitten* doesn't stink, but mine does and I want to get the hell outta there!
    It smells for a minute or two, but like anything else once you nose smells it consistently, the smell really isn't an issue.
  • foodfight247
    foodfight247 Posts: 767 Member
    and how come the queen can't have personal private time on the "throne"
    just when we sit to pee=it's mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy
    just when we relax it's-what cha doing

    and

    just when we think our day is done
    the throne needs cleaning

    so
    enjoy your time on that throne
    cause once you are off it
    with your feet planted back on the floor with rest of us pheasants
    know the quiet time is done
    the relaxing is over
    and
    the reading needs to be bedtime night night stories

    sorry just being funny
    great post NOT



    Hahahahahah - I soooo like this post....

    Exactly! How many times of us mums gone to the loo when our children have been playing quietly for ages.....only to get sat down and hear the words....muuuummmmy, where are you?.....or hear the frantic pulling at the door handle with the words, let me in, I need to tell / ask you something mummy!......

    My 6yr has come to learn that the big red X on the bathroom door means - do not disturb unless an emergency! ha ha ha

    Also, I get round the manly aroma by hiding a air freshner on the floor behind the loo!!! Along with the Spray Air Freshner that sits by the door so I can attack the aroma BEFORE i go in......my ex was terrible!!!!! What is it with mens bathroom aromas!

    And Yes, why is it that they take so freakin long.........my ex used to go in there with his phone or ipad! wtf! It's the bathroom!....
    Go in, do your business, and come back out!

    Another classic is the loo roll........MEN.....when the loo roll runs out.....REPLACE IT WITH ANOTHER ONE!!!.
    The amount of times, I get sat down to discover there's no loo roll.....grrrrr........It doesn't help when you're 6yr old puts half the paper down the loo aswell, just for the fun of it!..........

    Bathroom times! hahahaha
  • mcottle292
    mcottle292 Posts: 60
    He who cleans the throne can do whatever thy wishes :)

    :laugh:
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    I just don't get it. I'm in and out in two minutes, but my hubby takes 20. Do you "go" the whole time, or are you just chilling in there?
    We don't rush. It's a form of male meditation.

    *like* lol great post
  • ShaeDetermined
    ShaeDetermined Posts: 1,525 Member
    Yup. Definitely married to one of these!

    My husband's time ranges from 20min to over an hour! Frustrating when I miss it by a second, but there are 3 other bathrooms.
    He's always armed with a newspaper, crossword, book, droid phone and/or laptop.
    I didn't get it till I had kids. Now not only do I get it, I'm jealous!!!
    The very second I attempt to close the door either my 2yr old is trying to sneak in with me or my 4 or 6yr old "need to gooooo now!"

    Funny thing is, when we lived in an apt (prior to our central air home) my hubby wanted to put an AC unit in the bathroom. About a week after telling me I didn't need one in the kitchen.

    MEN!
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