Why is the poster above you single?

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  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    No one can make him smile
  • Jertastic
    Jertastic Posts: 868 Member
    Her accent.. straight up
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    Haha! Not nice. Your jokes obviously are the reason your single ... I’m kidding btw
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    9 actually!
  • Jertastic
    Jertastic Posts: 868 Member
    KandieCarmella wrote: »
    Haha! Not nice. Your jokes obviously are the reason your single ... I’m kidding btw

    Hey... I love the accent from your country of origin! Besides... I think I'm the funniest guy I know... not my problem that no one else agrees!
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    Jertastic wrote: »
    KandieCarmella wrote: »
    Haha! Not nice. Your jokes obviously are the reason your single ... I’m kidding btw

    Hey... I love the accent from your country of origin! Besides... I think I'm the funniest guy I know... not my problem that no one else agrees!

    I agree. And I’m well aware u like my accent
  • cajoke11235
    cajoke11235 Posts: 34 Member
    men cant handle a booty like that for long-- its just too much for them.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She's too much woman for any one man
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    Because he travels the world , he is undercover agent and can't remember who he really is
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    I don't know why she would be single. Irish AND pretty? What is she missing?
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He can't find a woman to shovel shirtless with him
  • Jertastic
    Jertastic Posts: 868 Member
    He always walks around with his arms crossed and a serious look
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He wore an apron everywhere and pretended to be a famous chef
  • Jertastic
    Jertastic Posts: 868 Member
    She doesn't like tuna
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She drinks too much coffee and gets hyper
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    His stache always smells like tuna

    Wait, so there's something wrong with that?

    She wouldn't share her Keurig machine.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She always criticized others for what they ate
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    chimptron wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    His stache always smells like tuna

    Wait, so there's something wrong with that?

    She wouldn't share her Keurig machine.

    There is something very wrong with that.

    I agree. I was just trying to be funny.

    So, back on track:
    She wouldn't share her sugar bowl and creamers.

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