Buts thread

CaptainFantastic00
CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
I wanted to play football, BUT my doctor said no.
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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    I wanted to scratch my butt, BUT I gnawed off my fingernails.
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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    I want to make friends in my area BUT I work too much
  • I wanted to participate BUT I'm cooking bacon.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Bananas are great but if you make the orange joke i might kill ya
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    I'd go have a drink with @CaptainFantastic00 BUT he works too much
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I'd go have a drink with @CaptainFantastic00 BUT he works too much

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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    I was trying to write suds BUT it autocorrected to AIDs
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Here is a safe space for @_seahorses5ever to post a but, but she is to busy posting buts for why she isn't posting her butt
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    I was going to comment on the Selfie thread BUT I'm being a good girl so.. o:)
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,297 Member
    I wanted to see your butts but you guys are all talkie and no selfie.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I was gonna make sense, but...

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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    I'd love to see the BUTTS everyone's talking about on the other thread BUT I'd have to wade through more than a thousand posts to find it. BUT I've seen so many BUTTS in my lifetime I just can't drag myself to exert the effort. Because if you've seen one BUTT, you've seen them all if you know what I mean. BUT it would be BUTTASTIC to have some idea what's going on with all this BUTT chat in Chit Chat.

    We like butts but butts are banned in these parts
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,297 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    I'd love to see the BUTTS everyone's talking about on the other thread BUT I'd have to wade through more than a thousand posts to find it. BUT I've seen so many BUTTS in my lifetime I just can't drag myself to exert the effort. Because if you've seen one BUTT, you've seen them all if you know what I mean. BUT it would be BUTTASTIC to have some idea what's going on with all this BUTT chat in Chit Chat.

    It’s all Noah’s fault but..... yeah it’s Noah’s fault.
  • amjacks
    amjacks Posts: 2 Member
    I was going to say these are funny but they're not.
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  • amjacks
    amjacks Posts: 2 Member
    That sounded like I was serious just now, but I wasn't.
  • newmeadow wrote: »
    I'd love to see the BUTTS everyone's talking about on the other thread BUT I'd have to wade through more than a thousand posts to find it. BUT I've seen so many BUTTS in my lifetime I just can't drag myself to exert the effort. Because if you've seen one BUTT, you've seen them all if you know what I mean. BUT it would be BUTTASTIC to have some idea what's going on with all this BUTT chat in Chit Chat.

    I MAY or may not have a screenshot I could shoot over.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Here is a safe space for @_seahorses5ever to post a but, but she is to busy posting buts for why she isn't posting her butt

    But I have reasons but it'll be gone soon

    OH MY GOSH HER BUTT IS HER PROFILE PICTURE CALL THE POLICE
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    amjacks wrote: »
    That sounded like I was serious just now, but I wasn't.

    I was gonna be mad but now i am not
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  • newmeadow wrote: »
    I'd love to see the BUTTS everyone's talking about on the other thread BUT I'd have to wade through more than a thousand posts to find it. BUT I've seen so many BUTTS in my lifetime I just can't drag myself to exert the effort. Because if you've seen one BUTT, you've seen them all if you know what I mean. BUT it would be BUTTASTIC to have some idea what's going on with all this BUTT chat in Chit Chat.

    I MAY or may not have a screenshot I could shoot over.

    What?!

    Not of your butt. Unless you wanna send that and Ill add it.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I'd post my butt, but...

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    and don't need to.
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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    I was hoping for more butts but it was about the word "but" but then I saw @_seahorses5ever's butt and now I'm in love

    I've heard that the hills of England were lovely, but my my my is that Scafell Pike?
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I was hoping for more butts but it was about the word "but" but then I saw @_seahorses5ever's butt and now I'm in love

    I've heard that the hills of England were lovely, but my my my is that Scafell Pike?

    I'm not sure I'd want someone to tell me my *kitten* was the highest peak in England

    If he fails then you get a chance let him mess it up
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I was hoping for more butts but it was about the word "but" but then I saw @_seahorses5ever's butt and now I'm in love

    I've heard that the hills of England were lovely, but my my my is that Scafell Pike?

    I'm not sure I'd want someone to tell me my *kitten* was the highest peak in England

    If he fails then you get a chance let him mess it up

    She already messaged me to tell me that she loves me so his efforts are futile

    She paid me to say something nice, she just didn't say I had to let her proofread it first
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