Why is the poster above you single?
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She kept singing Blondie songs0
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He doesn't actually own any shirts0
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He stole that guitar from the neighbours kid...0
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He stole the neighbor's kid!0
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He kept singing twinkle twinkle little star0
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He's only a C0
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He wanted to B sharp but he could only B flat0
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Because he’s shirtless in the snow0
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Because she wont take her shirt off in the snow0
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She agreed with that other guy0
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She would never be single0
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He insists on Double D, and will not accept anything else.0
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Webbed Toes.0
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She said "that's what he said" but he took her seriously0
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She's young, so she probably hasn't found Mr (or Ms) Right yet.0
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Habitual Nail Biter....not her own....other people's!0
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Bridge_marie wrote: »He’s a player
You mean, like the piano???
She's... She is, uh... Why *IS* she single ??1 -
His formalwear consists of black jeans and bedazzled suspenders.1
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Her sweater is handmade...from cat hair she's saved over the years1
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The people she's dated up to now just haven't been able to keep up with her!!
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She thinks all exes are crazy0
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Ex's and Oh oh oh, they haunt me!0
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He likes to send applications and formal letters to all dates to set out terms of agreement. In triplicate. And requires a notarized copy. On goldenrod paper...0
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She spellchecks my thoughts1
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Bridge_marie wrote: »Because of his shovel uses
She digs my shovel, haha!1 -
She tried to replace his shovel with a rake0
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She tried to PICK my SHOVEL up, the HOE!
(please don't take offense. This is not personal, just for laughs)0 -
Bridge_marie wrote: »Bridge_marie wrote: »Because of his shovel uses
She digs my shovel, haha!
That was funny
His fake accents
Thank you, m'lady.
She is single because she still has the restraining order against me!
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