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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Please the triangle in the Boston Philharmonic
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
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    AliNouveau wrote: »
    Please the triangle in the Boston Philharmonic

    Haha plays?...my son is a percussionist (is that a word)...and has done that before...but that would not be BOSTON!
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    mybfisred wrote: »
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    Please the triangle in the Boston Philharmonic

    Haha plays?...my son is a percussionist (is that a word)...and has done that before...but that would not be BOSTON!

    haha yes. I always though the triangle was the best instrument to play cause you are so specialized and everyone waits for the triangle ding at the end it's like you become the star
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
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    AliNouveau wrote: »
    mybfisred wrote: »
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    Please the triangle in the Boston Philharmonic

    Haha plays?...my son is a percussionist (is that a word)...and has done that before...but that would not be BOSTON!

    haha yes. I always though the triangle was the best instrument to play cause you are so specialized and everyone waits for the triangle ding at the end it's like you become the star

    However triangle players...also play several instruments....he specializes in marimba and quads

    You hold my triangle...you get paid in hugs
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