Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

1…11681169117111731174…1402

Replies

  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Writes headlines for tabloids, fills in the story to support the headline. His latest? "Giant half human/ half stack of pancakes seen eating itself"
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Will come to your house and remove eye crusties when you wake. No one knows what he does with them.
  • myfitnesspalsophie
    myfitnesspalsophie Posts: 79 Member
    Sells sperm to a sperm bank once a week to make a living
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    Removes chewing gum off subways...smooshes them...adds flavor with icee syrup...and resells...profits are up
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Makes a fashion line of mittens and scarves for hamsters
  • myfitnesspalsophie
    myfitnesspalsophie Posts: 79 Member
    works in professional freeganism. Re-sells his garbage found food to the poor to make profit.
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    Waits at crosswalks and ties random strangers shoes ...then charges them a bending over fee...he tied mine ...but I'm not a fan of the bunny style loop
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Please the triangle in the Boston Philharmonic
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    Please the triangle in the Boston Philharmonic

    Haha plays?...my son is a percussionist (is that a word)...and has done that before...but that would not be BOSTON!
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    mybfisred wrote: »
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    Please the triangle in the Boston Philharmonic

    Haha plays?...my son is a percussionist (is that a word)...and has done that before...but that would not be BOSTON!

    haha yes. I always though the triangle was the best instrument to play cause you are so specialized and everyone waits for the triangle ding at the end it's like you become the star
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    mybfisred wrote: »
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    Please the triangle in the Boston Philharmonic

    Haha plays?...my son is a percussionist (is that a word)...and has done that before...but that would not be BOSTON!

    haha yes. I always though the triangle was the best instrument to play cause you are so specialized and everyone waits for the triangle ding at the end it's like you become the star

    However triangle players...also play several instruments....he specializes in marimba and quads

    You hold my triangle...you get paid in hugs
  • mikeb4bjj
    mikeb4bjj Posts: 317 Member
    Software developer on human genome project
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dictator of a small country..
  • SportyCanuckChick19
    SportyCanuckChick19 Posts: 361 Member
    Crime Scene Investigator :)
  • EternalTruth
    EternalTruth Posts: 491 Member
    Maple syrup tester
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Does pedicures. Offers big discounts to mfp members. She only does this to collect their DNA which she uses to pair people she thinks would make good matches and make clones from their paired DNA.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Mustache trimmer salesman
  • myfitnesspalsophie
    myfitnesspalsophie Posts: 79 Member
    He works as a pet groomer for Harry and Lloyd
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She installs microwave ovens
    and does custom kitchen deliveries
    Shes gotta move those refrigerators
    Shes gotta move those color TV's
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    Pawn shop owner...pawn your pups...the name is misleading ...only accepts kittens
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Herticulturist
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Dries and sells ragweed on street corners, calls it "better than MJ"
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    Ear plug professional...when it's too noisy he'll use his fingers to plug your ears....its random strangers at football games...how do you get paid for this again?
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    mybfisred wrote: »
    Ear plug professional...when it's too noisy he'll use his fingers to plug your ears....its random strangers at football games...how do you get paid for this again?

    By the finger?

    She runs a brazilian wax shop...for hairy men only. She really just enjoys ripping that hair off.
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    mybfisred wrote: »
    Ear plug professional...when it's too noisy he'll use his fingers to plug your ears....its random strangers at football games...how do you get paid for this again?

    By the finger?

    She runs a brazilian wax shop...for hairy men only. She really just enjoys ripping that hair off.

    It's a good release ...all my frustrations hair by hair...my customers enjoy pain
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    For a small fee she will ride in your car, get out at red lights and yell at drivers who have pissed you off on your commute.
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    He has his own line of men's shaving products
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    taxidermist

Categories