Chubby old dad runner/cyclist and trash talker seeks like-minded friends

Love dad jokes, non-fashionable clothing, and the occasional swim/bike/run? Did you last listen to popular music around 2003? Do people at work look at you funny when you ask "Where's the beef?" using an old lady's voice?

Have a few pounds to loose (and by few, we're talking, like, 30) and enjoy inspirational feedback and loving support from your network like "Those 4 slices of pizza are going to look GREAT on your *kitten*!"

If so, then join me on a journey of hope, redemption, and low-grade puns that barely rise to the level of middle school humor. Must share diary and be willing to poke some fun at a topic (weight loss/heath) that's got way too much seriousness around it, even though we're deadly serious about achieving our goals.