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  • chohos
    chohos Posts: 94 Member
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    He manages and maintains Mr. T's mohawk at precisely 1 7/8 inches.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    His nimble and extremely long fingers led him to pursue a career in doily sewing. His twist is weaving in motivational messages in the fabric. He really does it as a commentary on cliches. His best seller is the "Live..Laugh...ugh, I can't even bring myself to finish this saying" doily. Available in a variety of sizes for all your doily needs.
  • chohos
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    Stole the idea for decorative doilies for his new product, "Oily Doilies - Never let those oil stains ruin your driveway again!"
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    He's Chuck Norris's stunt man.
  • KatieNicole95
    KatieNicole95 Posts: 133 Member
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    Construction worker
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Sexcretary
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Coupon clipper to B movie stars. She works incognito as they have an image to maintain, but their bank account is dwindling.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    He's a freelance hit-man for hire.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Creates new Oreo cookie flavours
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Teaches blind kids how to ice skate
  • chohos
    chohos Posts: 94 Member
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    Saves kids from being kidnapped by alligators.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Installs ceiling mirrors
  • chohos
    chohos Posts: 94 Member
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    Retrofits ceiling mirrors with spy cameras.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Professional whittler.
  • chohos
    chohos Posts: 94 Member
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    Plastic surgeon specializing in repair of knife cuts to the hand.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    aspiring snapchat filter creator
  • smurphx
    smurphx Posts: 21 Member
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    P.e. teacher

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