Dumbest thing you've ever done!?!
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michaelogle71 wrote: »Slept with my boss
Ha aa.. same0 -
michaelogle71 wrote: »Slept with my boss
Ha aa.. same
Oh...well we have something in common lol0 -
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i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »Fake it... why the hell would I let that *kitten* think he's good at what he does
Say what??0 -
michaelogle71 wrote: »michaelogle71 wrote: »Slept with my boss
Ha aa.. same
Oh...well we have something in common lol
only I don't know abt u but Im stuck with it .
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michaelogle71 wrote: »michaelogle71 wrote: »Slept with my boss
Ha aa.. same
Oh...well we have something in common lol
only I don't know abt u but Im stuck with it .
Oh...lol...no I.am.not.stuck with it. I guess thats a good thing??1 -
michaelogle71 wrote: »Slept with my boss
Slept with my boss. Then I slept with her Secretary. Then I slept with her daughter.2 -
TheRoadDog wrote: »michaelogle71 wrote: »Slept with my boss
Slept with my boss. Then I slept with her Secretary. Then I slept with her daughter.
Obviously u got onto a good thing0 -
TheRoadDog wrote: »michaelogle71 wrote: »Slept with my boss
Slept with my boss. Then I slept with her Secretary. Then I slept with her daughter.
Obviously u got onto a good thing
Or into it0 -
michaelogle71 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »michaelogle71 wrote: »Slept with my boss
Slept with my boss. Then I slept with her Secretary. Then I slept with her daughter.
Obviously u got onto a good thing
Or into it
Ohh.. i was trying to edit that.. i wasnt sure if i did it right
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michaelogle71 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »michaelogle71 wrote: »Slept with my boss
Slept with my boss. Then I slept with her Secretary. Then I slept with her daughter.
Obviously u got onto a good thing
Or into it
Ohh.. i was trying to edit that.. i wasnt sure if i did it right
I am sure you did it right...wink1 -
TheRoadDog wrote: »michaelogle71 wrote: »Slept with my boss
Slept with my boss. Then I slept with her Secretary. Then I slept with her daughter.
Obviously u got onto a good thing
Until I broke up with the daughter to marry the secretary. Then my boss fired my wife and made my life heII until I transferred to a new position.1 -
TheRoadDog wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »michaelogle71 wrote: »Slept with my boss
Slept with my boss. Then I slept with her Secretary. Then I slept with her daughter.
Obviously u got onto a good thing
Until I broke up with the daughter to marry the secretary. Then my boss fired my wife and made my life heII until I transferred to a new position.
Wow.. that's was getting a little messy0 -
Called 911 on my mom when I was 12. 1st and LAST time...1
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Recently, this spring I accidentally reversed a Hitachi 330 excavator into the front of my dads new truck.
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Too many things to even name0
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@THeADHDTurnip You look really good for a dead guy!1
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Up until about 5 years ago I genuinely thought the term was “Chimp on your shoulder,” not “Chip on your shoulder.” I actively tried to argue it with someone to prove that one of my friends was an idiot. Turns out, the idiot was me. And yes, I had what I thought was a reasonable explanation for it being “chump.” That honors degree is looking real special right now.5
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I tried those nacho cheese fries at Taco Bell this past Saturday night at like 1am. Let's just say I couldn't make it to church the next day. Holy *kitten*.2
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Walked into the hatch of a van that was open, parked on the sidewalk. I got an IMMEDIATE black eye and THEN continued to the gym to try to do paused barbell squats.
I really could have had a concussion and I thought heavy paused squats couldn't wait. And I walked into a park car. fml0 -
Helllll this ain't even close to the dumbest but I'll share it as I'll need to warm up to y'all before I go into my playbook of stupid.
I use to do shipboard installs and I was the lead for working aloft or for y’all landlubber’s (i.e. non-nautical types) working on the ships mast.
Well one of my co-works and good friend was leery about heights but he really wanted to climb. So one day I talked him into going aloft with me for an easy job. Reluctantly he did.
When we got to the top he was shaky and I told him look at the horizon and not down at the steel deck 200 feet below you and just relax and breath. Once he did that he did relax and he saw how majestic it was to be so high.
We were both practical jokers always F’n with one-another, so I thought I’d have a little fun.
Now keep in mind we wear a safety harness that has two lanyards that at least one keep us attached at to safety rails all times.
So here’s the stupid part that I almost immediately regretted doing. I was out on the yardarm and started towards him, I acted as if I had tripped and jumped off the yard arm. I had hung off the yard arms before and knew that I was going to be safe. But Glenn had no F’n clue. He let out this scream like a little school girl and then fainted. He busted his head open and required stiches (this would not be the last time he’d need stiches due to my Tomfoolery ).
I had to stop his bleeding and then pretty much carry him down. He was so f’n pissed at me. Nothing a few beers didn’t resolve. Of course almost immediately he wanted to try and pull the prank on another co-worker.
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Couldn't get pepper out of the shaker so whilst frying a egg opened the lid and blew on it.2
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Whilst drunk, I vomited my dentures out of my bedroom window onto the conservatory roof below, and my then fiance had to get up a ladder and scoop them up with a ladle. He still married me.5
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I got tattooed just so I could spend time with the artist. I was infatuated with him. I have two huge UGLY tattoos by him. Not only did he milk me dry, but I never got to bone him AND he said a lot of mean things about me behind my back. Luckily they’re on my legs, so they’re easily hidden, but it’s probably one of the dumbest things I ever done in my life. Even worse I was sober when I got them done, so I can’t even blame it on alcohol lmao. I WAS very young (23) and emotionally unstable though, because my mom was paralyzed during that year. It was still dumb though. I have no excuse *siiiiiiiigh*6
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Eloped in Montreal... Later annulled0
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Got married2
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Ran 7 miles with neuroma on the top of my foot1
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Flew through a power line while landing my parachute
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Fell in love with someone I knew I count have. Even though we both felt the same for each other.0
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This just happened on the weekend! Cashed a cheque for a stranger not realizing cheques take time to clear... Lesson learned the hard way!0
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