If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

Friendly conversation

Likely stand in line scrolling through my phone until it was my turn to order.

I'd probably be people watching in the coffee shop, so I wouldn't want to interfere while the man was discussing pornhub/realitykings. Being an introvert is fun.

Buy her a coffee

Give a big hug and say hello

Chat

Buy her coffee and a muffin

Purchase a coffee for each of us, give her a wink while i put it down on her table infront of her and then walk out.

Very unlikely, but if there is a slight chance she looked at the bottom if the cup after she finished, she would notice my number written underneath.

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Watch him hit on a bunch of chicks and sip my coffee.

A bloke my age has to put in a little more effort these days!

I think I'd back out and leave him with his stag

Probably nothing but look, too shy to aproach..