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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Just wondering a gold medal in Olympic biathlon
    ........in his mind but he's telling everyone he won
  • BrianJohnson2015
    BrianJohnson2015 Posts: 68 Member
    Stole a rascal scooter from an 80 year old man so she could stop walking backwards to work everyday
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Teaches Zumba to senior citizens every Tuesday morning
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Never outgrew her unhealthy obsession with John Travolta
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He's the one who always jams the copy machine in the office and walks away like nothing ever happened
  • MargaretLunan
    MargaretLunan Posts: 5,299 Member
    lives in the north pole
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    One time she hung out with Elton John. Well not so much hung out as went to a concert. Ok she sold tickets to the concert but same thing really
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Got caught for scalping Elton John tickets and selling whippet baloons
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Hurts helium before making important phone calls - just to ke4p life exciting
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Gives me the helium to do before making calls
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    edited February 2018
    Sponsors wet t-shirt contests as long as he can participate as a contestant.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Has won 5 of the said wet t-shirt contests
  • lois1231
    lois1231 Posts: 330 Member
    edited February 2018
    doesn't want you to know he is changing his body size to hide his identity because he is an escaped convict from the federal penitentary.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Collects little pony dolls
  • chohos
    chohos Posts: 94 Member
    edited February 2018
    Replaces the football figures with little pony dolls on electric football tables. Always bets on the pink team.
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    Has a massive collection of Garbage Pail Kid cards
  • chohos
    chohos Posts: 94 Member
    Has her own clothing boutique store called "Plaid is Rad".
  • Irishsquid62
    Irishsquid62 Posts: 83 Member
    Awarded a full scholarship at Julliard for a masterful performance on the "didgeridoo".
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    edited February 2018
    Flips over traffic signal signs
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  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He believes that the rules of the road don't apply to him specifically... they're more like guidelines
  • Mattty79
    Mattty79 Posts: 3,068 Member
    She has a bondage dungeon
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Mattty79 wrote: »
    She has a bondage dungeon

    She does cool can I come over?

    He's the one that broke Geraldo's nose. eoa9wovloofl.png
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    He thinks Ron Howard was the coolest guy on Happy Days
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Producing a Laverne and Shirley play on Broadway
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    She's cheering for the US tonight in the Gold medal hockey game
  • chohos
    chohos Posts: 94 Member
    edited February 2018
    He's a North Korean 'cheer' instructor...if you know what I mean
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    Ends every sentence with "if you now what I mean"
  • chohos
    chohos Posts: 94 Member
    Publicist for Vegas entertainment coalition...if you know what I mean.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Aspiring Dallas cowboys cheerleader
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    Is a headliner at a couple "clubs" along the main road in Vegas, if you know what I mean