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  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,177 Member
    Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? The p is silent.
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  • romeandrylan
    romeandrylan Posts: 101 Member
    What do you call a bee that produces milk?

    Boobies
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  • mybassfishingirl
    mybassfishingirl Posts: 195 Member
    What do you have that you can see, but when you take it off it disappears?


    Your weight
  • ComedicChrissy
    ComedicChrissy Posts: 3 Member
    I would tell u a joke about udp.... But u might not get it.
  • romeandrylan
    romeandrylan Posts: 101 Member
    A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach.

    “That won’t help you, Joe, you know?”

    “Oh it helps a lot,” says the man, “it’s the only way I can see the numbers!”
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
    DArth Vader tells Luke I know what you’re getting for Christmas,how says Luke??? Vader response I felt your presents.ces2rjcqqxnr.gif
  • tirowow12385
    tirowow12385 Posts: 697 Member
    Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words, "Mank" and "Ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.



    Saw this on the comedy show Saturday Night Live in the segment called deep thoughts by Jack Handy years ago. He had alot of deep thoughts and they were usually hilarious.
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