We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Such an underachiever...0
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He didn't know who Simba was0
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I'm gonna blame it on the rain that was fallin fallin1
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She couldn't keep up... and bruised way too easily. People thought it was my fault but she's just fragile!0
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He said he can’t be with someone that considers themselves as a beast in the gym but a nerd in the streets0
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Yeah...that! Nerds!!!
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Fab and I broke up because...
Nah, we didn't break up!0 -
He made me wear a helmet when we drove...0
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Constantly complained about his nipples...
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She said I know why... I still have no idea.0
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I couldn’t get over no one commenting on that sweet Mili Vanilli reference0
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I said Ba-ba-ba-ba-baby
Don't forget my number
Love will see you through
he changed cellphones and never called again2 -
She broke my cellphone because the ringer irritated her0
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He was obsessed with another girl @ the next table
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Every time I asked about getting married, she said, "Let's table it." I figured it was never going to happen.0
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She never bought me a ring 0
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He told me he hates my piercings...its too late now
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Told me to bend over...im sorryyyy it was an accident 0
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Caught him with the neighbors wife while pretending to sleep walk
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How'd you know0
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Went to the sperm bank weekly to donate0
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He was getting old 0
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He wanted me to tattoo his initials on my forehead 0
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Wanted me to shave his arms for him...
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Because she denied a good man a shaving0
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He wanted me to shave another guy0
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She was too pretty0
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He wanted me to say his name with a Russian accent....but I didn't even know his real name1
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He was jealous because he wanted butt implants but I got em 1st 0
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All I ask was you look pretty & cook me dinner!! 0
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