Woohoo..my 2nd NSV..whatchu gon do wit all that junk!!

smallerthighs
smallerthighs Posts: 148
edited October 1 in Success Stories
Not so long ago..I would have to jump into my jeans. I mean it literally looked as if I was trying to break a wild horse....jump..jump..breaatthhhhe...repeat!!

Today when I put my pants on..those suckers slid up as if my thighs and trunk had been massaged with crisco.......but they hadn't. Woohooo..my thighs are shrinking. They no longer resemble two pigs havin sex!!! I love it!!!

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  • urastupidchimp
    urastupidchimp Posts: 80 Member
    HAHAHA! That's awesome! I did the jump thing too, and that's probably the first thing I noticed too!
  • aimeeturner
    aimeeturner Posts: 225 Member
    Love that NSV! Good job!
  • smallerthighs
    smallerthighs Posts: 148
    Yeah..it's friggin fantastic. I was beginning to think I was some kinda freak..lol. I would actually get horny watchin my thighs makin out....but I just slapped em and told em to knock it off..lol.
  • cillytilly
    cillytilly Posts: 243
    great job!!! now that is super suer exciting.
  • ANeWcRe8N
    ANeWcRe8N Posts: 1,180 Member
    lol nice NSV. Great job!
  • AmberLiscous
    AmberLiscous Posts: 644 Member
    LOVE IT!!!!
  • chynafox
    chynafox Posts: 30
    2 pigs having sex!! Stop it! ha ha ha ha! That just made my day!

    Good job, seriously!!
  • vsyates
    vsyates Posts: 373 Member
    You are too funny, and have such a way with words! That is absolutely wonderful and I'm so happy for you (I do know exactly what you're talking about too :happy: )
  • smallerthighs
    smallerthighs Posts: 148
    Thanx guys 'n' gals...these forums are THE BEST!!!!!
  • widmar
    widmar Posts: 72
    I can get my on..... then of course it's the lunges and squats so that I can actually bend my legs!! Otherwise they are so tight that I walk like I have a corn-cob up my butt. :)
    Great job!
  • j_courter
    j_courter Posts: 999 Member
    oh my word! i almost spit yerba mate' all over my laptop. slap those babies around and change your panties! now what are you going to do for fun? rotfl. this is one of the funniest threads i've read in awhile! i had proportionally large thighs too but isn't it great when they don't jiggle around so much?! :-) great job!
  • Tonyajangel
    Tonyajangel Posts: 106
    Hahahaha! That was so funny:-) I am so happy for you! I totally get the thigh slapping thing! I have alot of junk in my trunk too....lol, I hope my thighs will "glide" into my jeans soon too!
  • smallerthighs
    smallerthighs Posts: 148
    oh my word! i almost spit yerba mate' all over my laptop. slap those babies around and change your panties! now what are you going to do for fun? rotfl. this is one of the funniest threads i've read in awhile! i had proportionally large thighs too but isn't it great when they don't jiggle around so much?! :-) great job!

    It sure is. Heck....when I stop walkin..it takes about 10 whole seconds for all of my PARTS to stop movin..lol
  • smallerthighs
    smallerthighs Posts: 148
    I can get my on..... then of course it's the lunges and squats so that I can actually bend my legs!! Otherwise they are so tight that I walk like I have a corn-cob up my butt. :)
    Great job!

    Oh wow..the squats are the WORST!!! And if you don't do the squats..to be able to pull the pants up a couple more inches...you'll walk around lookin like you're wearin a loaded diaper. Then I get chunks of stomach meat caught in my zipper...OUCH!!! I've
    got permanent zipper scars on my tummy....looks like somebody performed a bootleg tummy tuck....Cocoa butter has become a dear friend..lol
  • tialeanne
    tialeanne Posts: 186 Member
    LMAO! Great job. I know the feeling well. When I was a teenager (this was before strechy jeans) I used to lay down on the bed and hang my head all the way off of it until I could get the jeans on. One hand on the floor, one hand zipping up the jeans. And once I had to resort to pliers to get the jeans off.
  • ReginasHorror
    ReginasHorror Posts: 423 Member
    hahaha, that is th best visual ever. *snort* congrats!
  • smallerthighs
    smallerthighs Posts: 148
    LMAO! Great job. I know the feeling well. When I was a teenager (this was before strechy jeans) I used to lay down on the bed and hang my head all the way off of it until I could get the jeans on. One hand on the floor, one hand zipping up the jeans. And once I had to resort to pliers to get the jeans off.

    Hahaha...Been there..done that!!! I know all about the whole bed thing. I swear, when I was a teen..my mom walked in on me tryng to get my pants up..and she thought I was doin somethin "dirty"..lolol. Thinkin back..I can deginitely see how it may have looked pornographic. Geez..the things I did all in the name of trying to cover the trunk..lolol
  • amykwilliams26
    amykwilliams26 Posts: 9 Member
    OMG...too funny! But I feel you! Been there and done all that (and still doing some of it)! LOL
  • neoblues856
    neoblues856 Posts: 63
    Hahahaha!!! Love it!! Great job girl :)
  • smallerthighs
    smallerthighs Posts: 148
    Thanx, Lovelies!!!!
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