We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            Such an underachiever...0
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            He didn't know who Simba was0
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            I'm gonna blame it on the rain that was fallin fallin1
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            She couldn't keep up... and bruised way too easily. People thought it was my fault but she's just fragile!0
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            He said he can’t be with someone that considers themselves as a beast in the gym but a nerd in the streets0
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            Yeah...that! Nerds!!! 0 0
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            Fab and I broke up because...
 Nah, we didn't break up!0
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            He made me wear a helmet when we drove...0
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            Constantly complained about his nipples...  0 0
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            She said I know why... I still have no idea.0
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            I couldn’t get over no one commenting on that sweet Mili Vanilli reference0
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            I said Ba-ba-ba-ba-baby
 Don't forget my number
 Love will see you through
 he changed cellphones and never called again2
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            She broke my cellphone because the ringer irritated her0
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            He was obsessed with another girl @ the next table 0 0
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            Every time I asked about getting married, she said, "Let's table it." I figured it was never going to happen.0
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            She never bought me a ring 0 0
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            He told me he hates my piercings...its too late now   0 0
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            Told me to bend over...im sorryyyy it was an accident 0 0
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            Caught him with the neighbors wife while pretending to sleep walk 0 0
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            How'd you know0
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            Went to the sperm bank weekly to donate0
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            He was getting old 0 0
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            He wanted me to tattoo his initials on my forehead 0 0
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            Wanted me to shave his arms for him... 0 0
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            Because she denied a good man a shaving0
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            He wanted me to shave another guy0
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            She was too pretty0
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            He wanted me to say his name with a Russian accent....but I didn't even know his real name1
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            He was jealous because he wanted butt implants but I got em 1st 0 0
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            All I ask was you look pretty & cook me dinner!! 0 0
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