why im fat...

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  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
    edited April 2018
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    I am not fat! It's a soft protective cover over my rock hard abs. I picked it up at the corner of Ben & Jerry's and Heineken.
  • SouthernMamaUnderConsruction
    SouthernMamaUnderConsruction Posts: 2,724 Member
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    So that if anyone is dumb enough to try and kidnap me they will have to be strong enough to lift me.
  • netitheyeti
    netitheyeti Posts: 539 Member
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    my grandmother is too good at baking
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
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    SouthernMamaUnderConsruction wrote: »
    So that if anyone is dumb enough to try and kidnap me they will have to be strong enough to lift me.

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  • DreamAmalfi
    DreamAmalfi Posts: 211 Member
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    Foooooooooooooooood...
  • CeciliaBobilia
    CeciliaBobilia Posts: 246 Member
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    I WAS FAT because I deserved that brownie fudge sundae, slice (or 3) of pecan pie, or bacon cheeseburger. And it certainly didn't help that I had no regard for proper portion sizes.
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
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    bojack3 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    I'm big boned.

    My bone is very fat too....;)

    Haha ;)
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
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    Wine, queso dip, & pasta. Damnit :D
  • Merrysailor5
    Merrysailor5 Posts: 1,424 Member
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    Because I can't be THIS awesome and be skinny.... *eye roll*

    .... Wine and bacon
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    Because I ate my misery and the cause of my misery fed me to garner forgiveness
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    Evidently because I eat too much or maybe its the wine calories and the lack of exercise. Who knows.
  • BattyKnitter
    BattyKnitter Posts: 503 Member
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    Food just food, it's all of it too good!
  • DreamAmalfi
    DreamAmalfi Posts: 211 Member
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    Just_J_Now wrote: »
    Evidently because I eat too much or maybe its the wine calories and the lack of exercise. Who knows.

    I'm starting to suspect this is the case for me too hahaha
  • ThisOtherGirl
    ThisOtherGirl Posts: 56 Member
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    Let’s just put it this way.. If I’d ever have to pick between Josh Hartnett and Bread/pasta/chips/coke.. Wait, I’d still go for Josh! But that’s probably the only other weakness I have!
  • Ralphone
    Ralphone Posts: 1,836 Member
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    I wI'll at times eat. Way to much lol good luck all
  • saragd012
    saragd012 Posts: 693 Member
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    Not fat, but was much heavier for a while because I was eating the same portions as my 6'4" and 6'7" male roommates.
  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
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    Pizza, Egg Rolls, Beer, Wine
    ..all while watching netflix and not having enough chill in there.
    :D:D
  • marissafit06
    marissafit06 Posts: 1,996 Member
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    Candy, Dessert, Cheese, Alcohol

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