How to get fat

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isaackass
isaackass Posts: 2 Member
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I need to gain some weight

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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    check out the threads stickied in the gaining weight a body building forum:
    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10300326/most-helpful-posts-goal-gaining-weight-must-reads#latest
  • Robyn973
    Robyn973 Posts: 37 Member
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    Milkshakes for days
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
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    Eat more. High-calorie foods like nut butters, cooking oils, avocados and pasta are your friend. Ice cream wouldn't hurt either.
  • 39andfat
    39andfat Posts: 144 Member
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    i had problem with gaining weight when i was younger. i could eat all the crap food in world and would still be skinny. i feel for you as i hated being skinny more than fat (which i am now ) I gained weight in my 30s and my body changed shape. it will happen. you can help by eating carbs and alot more protein/weight lifting. i never did this as had no clue back then
  • erickirb
    erickirb Posts: 12,293 Member
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    Eat more and/or move less
  • Rocknut53
    Rocknut53 Posts: 1,794 Member
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    CI>CO
  • rsclause
    rsclause Posts: 3,103 Member
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    Lots of beer!
  • sijomial
    sijomial Posts: 19,811 Member
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    This is a very strange set of "inspirations" on your profile...

    My Inspirations
    Get fat
    Eat foods
    Get more fat
    And finally, get fat


    Is this a serious wish not just to gain some weight but also to get fat?
    Can you expand please?
  • saymyname2
    saymyname2 Posts: 842 Member
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    sijomial wrote: »
    This is a very strange set of "inspirations" on your profile...

    My Inspirations
    Get fat
    Eat foods
    Get more fat
    And finally, get fat


    Is this a serious wish not just to gain some weight but also to get fat?
    Can you expand please?

    HUmmmm I read the part about "not being a role model"
    Are we being trolled?!!?
  • kimny72
    kimny72 Posts: 16,013 Member
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    Spring break is so much fun :smiley:

    Eat more and move less
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 33,981 Member
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    saymyname2 wrote: »
    sijomial wrote: »
    This is a very strange set of "inspirations" on your profile...

    My Inspirations
    Get fat
    Eat foods
    Get more fat
    And finally, get fat


    Is this a serious wish not just to gain some weight but also to get fat?
    Can you expand please?

    HUmmmm I read the part about "not being a role model"
    Are we being trolled?!!?

    This was my first thought. He'll be disappointed since no one will take that bait.
  • saymyname2
    saymyname2 Posts: 842 Member
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    cmriverside wrote: »
    saymyname2 wrote: »
    sijomial wrote: »
    This is a very strange set of "inspirations" on your profile...

    My Inspirations
    Get fat
    Eat foods
    Get more fat
    And finally, get fat


    Is this a serious wish not just to gain some weight but also to get fat?
    Can you expand please?

    HUmmmm I read the part about "not being a role model"
    Are we being trolled?!!?

    This was my first thought. He'll be disappointed since no one will take that bait.

    Oh i took the bait and ran with it!! This is like the only thing I can give REAL advice on LOL
  • Daddy78230
    Daddy78230 Posts: 125 Member
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    Eat several times a day to stoke up the fat storage. Breakfast, brunch, lunch, snack, dinner, before bed snack. And if you can manage it, a (3 am) night time snack.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 33,981 Member
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    saymyname2 wrote: »
    cmriverside wrote: »
    saymyname2 wrote: »
    sijomial wrote: »
    This is a very strange set of "inspirations" on your profile...

    My Inspirations
    Get fat
    Eat foods
    Get more fat
    And finally, get fat


    Is this a serious wish not just to gain some weight but also to get fat?
    Can you expand please?

    HUmmmm I read the part about "not being a role model"
    Are we being trolled?!!?

    This was my first thought. He'll be disappointed since no one will take that bait.

    Oh i took the bait and ran with it!! This is like the only thing I can give REAL advice on LOL

    :lol: No, I meant that generally the term "fat" would be thought to cause an indignant reaction...like if you're a pre-teen, that would bother you.

    Mostly people here are adults and that word isn't a loaded term.


    I too could give lots of advice about gaining weight! Just live on Butter Pecan ice cream and pigs in blankets. That should do it. :wink:
  • hippiesaur
    hippiesaur Posts: 137 Member
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    Multiple packs of chips, whole bar of chocolates, drink milk/coke instead of water, eat Big Mac for breakfast. That 'helped' me when I was a kid. :D
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,874 Member
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  • Rocknut53
    Rocknut53 Posts: 1,794 Member
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    Following, because for years I couldn't figure out why I got fat. :D

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