alarming rash on my testicles

myofibril
myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
no, not really.

Now fellas, I am sure not a single women will click on this thread right?

Good. So tell me, what do you LOVE most about women? For me, it is their softness. Women civilise me with it, they smooth down my rough edges. Without women I would probably stink as I wouldn't wash for days, have no teeth as I would forget to brush and floss, my clothes would be covered with discarded food remnants and I would spend 99% of my day burping and farting (rather than the current 98%)

Onviously, if any women looks at this thread or comments on it then we will have to go on strike...
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  • SlimSadieG
    SlimSadieG Posts: 323 Member
    Well...
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Oh...
  • horsepullerlovesme
    horsepullerlovesme Posts: 228 Member
    thats funny thanks for makin my day :0
  • MayMaydoesntrun
    MayMaydoesntrun Posts: 805 Member
    gee...
  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,585 Member
    Well THIS woman clicked on this thread to tell you "Get to the doc's"!!!
  • Jennjenn1974
    Jennjenn1974 Posts: 350 Member
    There is a cream for that....
  • AudgePaudge
    AudgePaudge Posts: 537 Member
    Ummmm....
  • hatchet83
    hatchet83 Posts: 44 Member
    Hahaha

    Im thinking that you wish you did have that rash after all!!! :)
  • Triquetra
    Triquetra Posts: 270 Member
    Testicles....I though it said Tenticles and wanted to see the octopus pictures.......ya, right
  • MarandaPanda86
    MarandaPanda86 Posts: 112 Member
    Busted. I was about to go all WebMD on you.
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    WOW....I guess your on stike !!!!
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    sounds like you need some MONKEY BUTT powder !!!!!!!!!
  • HappyathomeMN
    HappyathomeMN Posts: 498 Member
    That was hysterical.

    Besides, women know that men don't discuss "those" topics in a public forum! (Unlike us)
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Worthless without photos.

    These threads have affected my smart ads - all I can see is very small, very tight men's underwear. Now that WOULD give you a rash...
  • TinaS88
    TinaS88 Posts: 817 Member
    That was too funny!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Tabasco should clear that right up. :smile:

    You're welcome.
  • JennLifts
    JennLifts Posts: 1,913 Member
    Ma bad :)
  • AmerTunsi
    AmerTunsi Posts: 655 Member
    Lol. Awesome! I was curious what man had the balls to post a topic like that. :)
  • DizzieLittleLifter
    DizzieLittleLifter Posts: 1,020 Member
    When you mention testicles all bets are out the door! :laugh:
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    Tabasco should clear that right up. :smile:

    You're welcome.


    BBAAHHHH HHHAAAAAA !!! why not a little RUBBING alcohol
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  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Is there any kind of testicular rash that ISN'T alarming?!
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    I'm more concerned that I clicked on this link than the fact that a bunch of women did....
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    Unlike women, men generally don't care to talk about what is or isn't coming out of their crotch. If it's really that bad that you can't figure it out, go to the doctor. Sure we could get on here and have tons of threads on morning wood, ED, PE, testicle rashes/pain,burning urination, debate the best underwear to run in, and ***** about everthing under the sun. However, I think the ladies have the market cornered on personal issues, lord knows only women have personal problems. The difference is guys don't see our penis/testicle problems as a community event. =-)
  • DizzieLittleLifter
    DizzieLittleLifter Posts: 1,020 Member
    I'm more concerned that I clicked on this link than the fact that a bunch of women did....

    :laugh: Pointing finger :laugh: :smile:
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Uh oh.... getting dirty with some filly were you? Did her crabs have the herpolie urpolies?! When you look down there....umm..it looks like a cluster of diamonds. You know, like, Superman's fortress of solitude.? That Big Green Diamond.?
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,786 Member
    What an idiot.

    Use nice language or the powers that be will getchya.
    And besides- YOU clicked on the link... does it say more about the poster or the clicker? Were you disappointed there were no pictures?

    That is nice language. I'm disappoiinted that there are so many people that find this funny. It's the MFP equivalent of MTV Reality shows.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    What an idiot.

    I see you're familiar with my work...or should that be the writings of Dostoyevsky?
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    when i get a rash on my balls i use baby powder to help with the chaffing....
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    How dare you post something fun on the chit-chat, fun, and games board. So mature.
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