Lies Were Told

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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    If you sit too close to the television will ruin your eyes. I still sat right in front of it and still have 20/20.

    or if you watch too much you will become cross eyed!
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    he/she went to live on a farm where all the happy doggies live
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    That I could be a famous rapper.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    I still think most of these are true.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    'I know best'
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
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    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    They said they loved us all equally

    I'm the middle child... just imagine!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Can't think of anything. They were pretty up front with us. Did go to Catholic School one year, though, guess that can be construed as propagating a lie.
  • klkarlen
    klkarlen Posts: 4,366 Member
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    SuperOrganism2 wrote: »
    Religious stuff. Santa. You'll die if you pee on an electric fence (you won't die).

    Inquiring mind wants to know how you know that ;)
  • kschwab0203
    kschwab0203 Posts: 610 Member
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    That our dog was sent to obedience school.
  • ponycyndi
    ponycyndi Posts: 858 Member
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    "I'll tell you when you're older."
  • lissbuff
    lissbuff Posts: 5 Member
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    When I was a child a lady in a shop stopped me and said 'If you carry on sucking your thumb this'll happen' and she showed me her thumb and it had no thumb nail.

    I was a little grossed out but, prepared to pay the price.
  • barbd6family
    barbd6family Posts: 3 Member
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    “No, I didn’t try to sleep with your husband”
    Thanks mom. No wonder we haven’t spoken in 6 years

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