Lies Were Told

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  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    They said they loved us all equally

    I'm the middle child... just imagine!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Can't think of anything. They were pretty up front with us. Did go to Catholic School one year, though, guess that can be construed as propagating a lie.
  • klkarlen
    klkarlen Posts: 4,366 Member
    SuperOrganism2 wrote: »
    Religious stuff. Santa. You'll die if you pee on an electric fence (you won't die).

    Inquiring mind wants to know how you know that ;)
  • kschwab0203
    kschwab0203 Posts: 610 Member
    That our dog was sent to obedience school.
  • ponycyndi
    ponycyndi Posts: 858 Member
    "I'll tell you when you're older."
  • lissbuff
    lissbuff Posts: 5 Member
    When I was a child a lady in a shop stopped me and said 'If you carry on sucking your thumb this'll happen' and she showed me her thumb and it had no thumb nail.

    I was a little grossed out but, prepared to pay the price.
  • barbd6family
    barbd6family Posts: 3 Member
    “No, I didn’t try to sleep with your husband”
    Thanks mom. No wonder we haven’t spoken in 6 years
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  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
    You have to marry the 1st person you are intimate with...you can only imagine how distraught I was when things didn't work out...

    I'm allergic to shrimp...nope my gma was but I'm not

    My dog went to a farm :|

    Santa, Easter bunny, etc.

    I was terrible @ math & my parents made me enter into tutoring programs (which helped very little) they had me convinced I was never going to be able to survive without being able to do all those elaborate math problems. I can assure you I never use those math problems in adulthood lol...
  • Annalee82_
    Annalee82_ Posts: 320 Member
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    That it was illegal to drive with the light on in the car

    It's not? I actually still thought it was.
  • Annalee82_
    Annalee82_ Posts: 320 Member
    That you can be anything you put your mind to.
  • alsellers884
    alsellers884 Posts: 2 Member
    my pinkies are crooked genetically... hun its just a harmless mutation
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  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    That it was illegal to drive with the light on in the car

    LOL mine told me that too!
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  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    edited May 2018
    My dad was an associate pastor at an evangelical church for a long time...'nuf said.

    I started having my doubt as an early teen...all of it seemed completely illogical to me.

    Ironically, once my sister and I were grown and out of the house, both of my parents stopped the church thing.

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