The worst thing a woman can say to a man?

Wanna see my cellulite?

(lmao)

FLBlackMax wrote: »

Let me see your phone

Winner lol

Is it suppose to be bent?

“I do”

Before my surgery, we would have has identical penises

determinedella89 wrote: »

I can easily fit the whole thing in my mouth 🙊🙈😂

WOW! Somehow that just didn't turn me off! lol ...or upset me.

XXL2Med wrote: »

determinedella89 wrote: »

I can easily fit the whole thing in my mouth 🙊🙈😂

WOW! Somehow that just didn't turn me off! lol ...or upset me.

😂 I assume if a woman said I can fit the "whole" thing easily in her mouth... he would then maybe think he's small? Just a story I've been told about a man freaking out about a comment made over dinner with friends 😂

XXL2Med wrote: »

I'm fine, you don't really need to finish.

😱 finish what? Is that a " I'm fine" but actually boiling like a pot of stew or you are fine fine 😜😂

XXL2Med wrote: »

lol I think the pot of stew, but he's not "hitting the mark"

😂 why would he not be hitting the mark? Surely the mark is the result right? Isn't there an equation of somw sort that should be before it? 😂

Pass me the tv remote 😬

Can I have the last one?

I gave our daughter your credit card....

Doesn't my new haircut make me look just like your mother?

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