Things you stand about the opposite sex?

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  • NewChapterInMyLife
    NewChapterInMyLife Posts: 757 Member
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    I don't want to see you combing your beard with a FORK. Lol. Don't they make beard combs?
  • k8eekins
    k8eekins Posts: 2,264 Member
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    Take your socks off! Ain't nothin' gonna happen with that on - just sayin' :#
  • k8eekins
    k8eekins Posts: 2,264 Member
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    BIGFNROB wrote: »
    What cant you deal with when it comes to the opposite sex?

    When he thinks vodka is food and is the ONLY food!
  • BIGFNROB
    BIGFNROB Posts: 996 Member
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    k8eekins wrote: »
    BIGFNROB wrote: »
    What cant you deal with when it comes to the opposite sex?

    When he thinks vodka is food and is the ONLY food!

    I dig it that's not cool!
  • BIGFNROB
    BIGFNROB Posts: 996 Member
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    "ewww im fat " while looking like a model

    You hit that one spot on! And there's nothing wrong with a little meat anyway!
  • j3ff2mtbr
    j3ff2mtbr Posts: 55 Member
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    When women can’t take a compliment.

    Please, for the love of God, just say thank you! And maybe smile. It wasn’t a implication of insecurity.
  • joemac1988
    joemac1988 Posts: 1,021 Member
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    When a guy wears tight skinny jeans and sags his pants halfway down his bookie

    Just inform them that sagging your pants originated in prison. It was done to indicate that you can "take me" without beating me up. They are literally saying "I'm a lil bit*h".
  • joemac1988
    joemac1988 Posts: 1,021 Member
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    joemac1988 wrote: »
    When a guy wears tight skinny jeans and sags his pants halfway down his bookie

    Just inform them that sagging your pants originated in prison. It was done to indicate that you can "take me" without beating me up. They are literally saying "I'm a lil bit*h".

    so we wanna know how u know? ;D

    If I told you I'd have to kill you lol
  • BIGFNROB
    BIGFNROB Posts: 996 Member
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    Yeah they say saggy pants is a invite LOL
  • NewChapterInMyLife
    NewChapterInMyLife Posts: 757 Member
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    Beard trimmings all around the faucet.
    Pee left dribbled on toilet seat.
    Lol
  • BIGFNROB
    BIGFNROB Posts: 996 Member
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    Hold on not wrapping up the feminine products all the way YIKES!!!
  • BIGFNROB
    BIGFNROB Posts: 996 Member
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    Or how about the huge brush on the sink with like a pound of hair in it!
  • Breezybreeze7
    Breezybreeze7 Posts: 1,044 Member
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    joemac1988 wrote: »
    When a guy wears tight skinny jeans and sags his pants halfway down his bookie

    Just inform them that sagging your pants originated in prison. It was done to indicate that you can "take me" without beating me up. They are literally saying "I'm a lil bit*h".

    Yep! I am aware of that fact. I have told one guy to work on his bookie, because apparently it’s not holding his pants up, lol. Well, he didn’t like that too much B)
  • Breezybreeze7
    Breezybreeze7 Posts: 1,044 Member
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    Beard trimmings all around the faucet.
    Pee left dribbled on toilet seat.
    Lol

    Ewwww..... thank you. Clean up after yourself, please.