You and the person above you are in jail, what did you do?!

mandystar
mandystar Posts: 271 Member
edited June 2018 in Fun and Games
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
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  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
    I can't say. That would be self-incriminating.
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
    Broke into Gary Busey's house
  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
    Started the Church of Buseyology that was really a cult. We barricaded ourselves inside the toothbrush and had a month long stand off with law enforcement
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
    It ended badly when you ran naked from the toothbrush and forced the SWAT team to stare into the grill while chanting ALL HAIL BUSEY
  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
    mandystar wrote: »
    It ended badly when you ran naked from the toothbrush and forced the SWAT team to stare into the grill while chanting ALL HAIL BUSEY

    If I had a nickel for every time things ended with me running naked from a toothbrush, I'd be retired and living on a private tropical island.
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
    Things actually could have been worse. You got tazed, but it hit you on your "I love Busey" pendant, ricocheted off, and hit an officer.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    edited June 2018
    I’m honestly not sure/don’t remember the exact “wardrobe malfunctions” that went down, but we both “accidentally on purpose” committed indecent exposure while trying to show off “the new us.”
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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    There was some poutine, Molsons and a whole lot of maple syrup. That's all I remember
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
    zcb94 wrote: »
    I’m honestly not sure/don’t remember the exact “wardrobe malfunctions” that went down, but we both “accidentally on purpose” committed indecent exposure while trying to show off “the new us.”

    Lmao! Perfect
  • aworkoutroutine
    aworkoutroutine Posts: 195 Member
    Committed more "crimes"
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Evidently, he's my partner and we just arrested someone. ^5
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  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    People watching. The people called the cops on us.
  • RaevnW6
    RaevnW6 Posts: 20 Member
    You've heard that old saw...
    "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"?

    Well, there's also a legal definition for that...
    It's called forgery.
    And yes, I'll admit, it's from a cartoon somewhere.

  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    There was some poutine, Molsons and a whole lot of maple syrup. That's all I remember

    You've had those nights as well? Glad I'm not the only one.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    Respond unkindly to poor tippers...
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    We were showing too much ankle.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    We had a staring contest while walking along and fell into a fountain, apparently this is illegal
  • Man_From_Nantucket
    Man_From_Nantucket Posts: 599 Member
    I ended up in solitary
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He was a compulsive liar, I was a compulsive believer.
  • Man_From_Nantucket
    Man_From_Nantucket Posts: 599 Member
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    He was a compulsive liar, I was a compulsive believer.

    Typical behavior from your type.

    We ended up madly in love
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Man_From_Nantucket wrote: »
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    He was a compulsive liar, I was a compulsive believer.

    Typical behavior from your type.

    We ended up madly in love

    Until you told me the truth
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Protesting the closing of Toys R Us. Things got too heated and Nerf Guns became involved.
  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
    Yesssss! I’m down with the above. Sounds like a party!

    For giggles.. I’ll say it was street racing ... in shopping carts
  • Dead_Mans_Party
    Dead_Mans_Party Posts: 891 Member
    Hit a squad car with paint balls during an epic battle.
  • angel4732
    angel4732 Posts: 14,898 Member
    Partying with a dead guy, we just thought he was passed out from drink
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