Wonder why?

Anna_Banana
Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
edited September 19 in Chit-Chat
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.... does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

* I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'?

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  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.... does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

    Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

    If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

    What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

    * I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

    Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

    As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'?
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    :laugh:
  • jennlos
    jennlos Posts: 200
    :laugh: :laugh: :happy:
  • csantos1182
    csantos1182 Posts: 117
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • tabchanges
    tabchanges Posts: 1,435 Member
    I just laughed out loud at my desk! :laugh:
  • MOMOFTWO29
    MOMOFTWO29 Posts: 8,276 Member
    that is just too funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • d5d14m66
    d5d14m66 Posts: 150 Member
    Funny -- those sound like something Steven Wright would say:

    Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

    Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    Why is it called a driveway when you don't drive there you park there. Shouldn't it be called a parkway.
  • inkedcelticcross
    inkedcelticcross Posts: 54 Member
    Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
  • inkedcelticcross
    inkedcelticcross Posts: 54 Member
    Too strong on that last one? OK, How's this:

    Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
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