What is the person above hiding in their closet?

1…12541255125712591260…1615

Replies

  • Man_From_Nantucket
    Man_From_Nantucket Posts: 599 Member
    Everything everyone is missing. Apparently it's all her fault
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    You know the change Thst goes missing when you take your car for servicing.....that's in his closet
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • NewChapterInMyLife
    NewChapterInMyLife Posts: 757 Member
    Toenail clipping collection
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
    Life time supply of travel size toiletries
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • princess0lexi
    princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member
    Santa's workshop is in your closet
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Chakota17 wrote: »
    Prune Juice

    Gosh I miss him. He was one of the best goofs
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    princess0lexi wrote: »
    Santa's workshop is in your closet

    Gnomes like thousands of them
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • Hypnogogic
    Hypnogogic Posts: 282 Member
    A bag of leftie golf clubs. Even though not left handed. Where did they come from? Why are they there? Maybe the story is too dark to be told.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Stale tacos
  • BIGFNR0B
    BIGFNR0B Posts: 2,965 Member
    She robbed a bank
  • Hypnogogic
    Hypnogogic Posts: 282 Member
    Stale tacos? Is that even a thing? I guess if the taco shell was stale before you made the taco. Tacos shouldn't survive long enough to get stale.

    Back on topic...a perpetually wet towel.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Old sneakers. He's never thrown away a pair. No matter how old, stinky, or holey they are. The pink ones are mine :| (id like them back)
  • Hypnogogic
    Hypnogogic Posts: 282 Member
    Sadly, the bit about sneakers is true. And you can have the pink ones back...but they're a bit stretched out. Sorry about that.

    A wig collection. (The pink one is mine. I'd like it back).
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Hypnogogic wrote: »
    Sadly, the bit about sneakers is true. And you can have the pink ones back...but they're a bit stretched out. Sorry about that.

    A wig collection. (The pink one is mine. I'd like it back).

    A empty coffee can collection. Every once in awhile he pulls them out and builds a fort. Pretty cool.
  • Hypnogogic
    Hypnogogic Posts: 282 Member
    Coffee can fort is WAY cool! Also, there's a king sized bed in there. (My closet is huge)

    She has a big tupperware bin, growing psychadelic mushrooms in the darkness of the closet.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Ceramic owl collection...ya i dont know why either.
  • Hypnogogic
    Hypnogogic Posts: 282 Member
    Taxidermied owl collection.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A disco ball and a bunny onsie
  • Hypnogogic
    Hypnogogic Posts: 282 Member
    A "Mork" (from Mork and Mindy) costume from 1980. Well worn.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A pink tutu and ballet flats, a french maids costume and a featherduster :laugh:
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    She has jars of hearts. Heartbreaker jo.
  • Hypnogogic
    Hypnogogic Posts: 282 Member
    A hidden staircase, leading down to an S&M dungeon.
  • princess0lexi
    princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member
    a tunnel leading to the girls gym lockers at his local gym
  • Hypnogogic
    Hypnogogic Posts: 282 Member
    princess0lexi wrote: »
    a tunnel leading to the girls gym lockers at his local gym

    I really thought I was doing a better job of keeping that tunnel a secret!

    She's got floor-to-ceiling jars of mayo. In case of zombie apocolypse.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Some magazines and 3 rubber ducks
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Hundreds of socks that's she's stolen from other people's dryers.

Categories