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ComedienneCrystalP
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As a comedienne, I joke about being overweight all of the time. Here are some of the things I say on stage to make me feel better! I let people know I'm a 36-24-36...that's my thigh, knee and ankle!! LOL!!
My husband told me who wants a woman with "junk in her trunk!" I told him that I couldn't help it if I was built like a Porsche and that my trunk is in the front!
My husband told me who wants a woman with "junk in her trunk!" I told him that I couldn't help it if I was built like a Porsche and that my trunk is in the front!
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As a comedienne, I joke about being overweight all of the time. Here are some of the things I say on stage to make me feel better! I let people know I'm a 36-24-36...that's my thigh, knee and ankle!! LOL!!
LOL!! Love that! :laugh:0 -
I like that! :happy:0
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You're funny. :laugh:0
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I love it! Got any links to more of your comedy? :flowerforyou:0
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lol
thanks for sharing. needed the haha's today.0 -
Thanks everybody!! :-)
I'm on Youtube. You can look me up on Google or Youtube under the name Comedienne Crystal P.0 -
Lol that actually made me laugh. Thanks for that!0
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You're so welcome! Laughter does the body good!!0
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I'm on Google and Youtube. You can do a search under Comedienne Crystal P. and you will probably find about 3-4 clips of me.I love it! Got any links to more of your comedy? :flowerforyou:0 -
Does anyone ask you if your due soon? They do to me and I always cry or get mad at them...wonder what I could say to turn it into a laugh?0
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Knowing me because I'm a sarcastic person, I might reply, "Due? Yeah, I'm due to slap anyone that's thinking I'm having a baby!"Does anyone ask you if your due soon? They do to me and I always cry or get mad at them...wonder what I could say to turn it into a laugh?0 -
Does anyone ask you if your due soon? They do to me and I always cry or get mad at them...wonder what I could say to turn it into a laugh?
I told them 9 years ago (which is when my youngest daughter was born).0 -
I think I'd rather hear someone ask me when I was due than to call me "sir!" I hate if I don't have on makeup or am dressed in ladies' clothing (no sweatpants, t-shirts or baseball caps), I get confused for a guy at first glance. Mmmm, maybe that's another reason why I need to lose weight!Does anyone ask you if your due soon? They do to me and I always cry or get mad at them...wonder what I could say to turn it into a laugh?
I told them 9 years ago (which is when my youngest daughter was born).0 -
If they ask me what size I wear, I tell them 5*6!
That's actually 5 times 6 because I wear a 30! LOL!!0 -
Why am I smiling when I'm looking at my arms swing like a grandfather clock pendulum?0
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I checked it out last night...funny stuff!
I'm on Google and Youtube. You can do a search under Comedienne Crystal P. and you will probably find about 3-4 clips of me.I love it! Got any links to more of your comedy? :flowerforyou:0 -
Too funny, thaks for the laugh!0
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Thanks so much! I really appreciate it!
I checked it out last night...funny stuff!
I'm on Google and Youtube. You can do a search under Comedienne Crystal P. and you will probably find about 3-4 clips of me.I love it! Got any links to more of your comedy? :flowerforyou:0 -
Thank you and thanks for laughing!! :-)0
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Now those folks are idiots...you don't have manly features at all. I do like your hair style a lot. Very pretty.
I think I'd rather hear someone ask me when I was due than to call me "sir!" I hate if I don't have on makeup or am dressed in ladies' clothing (no sweatpants, t-shirts or baseball caps), I get confused for a guy at first glance. Mmmm, maybe that's another reason why I need to lose weight!Does anyone ask you if your due soon? They do to me and I always cry or get mad at them...wonder what I could say to turn it into a laugh?
I told them 9 years ago (which is when my youngest daughter was born).0 -
Thanks Johnnysgirl. I have people call me sir a lot and then they look at me and say, "I mean ma'am!" It's like wow can I get a little eye contact people! SMH
Now those folks are idiots...you don't have manly features at all. I do like your hair style a lot. Very pretty.
I think I'd rather hear someone ask me when I was due than to call me "sir!" I hate if I don't have on makeup or am dressed in ladies' clothing (no sweatpants, t-shirts or baseball caps), I get confused for a guy at first glance. Mmmm, maybe that's another reason why I need to lose weight!Does anyone ask you if your due soon? They do to me and I always cry or get mad at them...wonder what I could say to turn it into a laugh?
I told them 9 years ago (which is when my youngest daughter was born).0 -
Thanks to all for your inbox messages and responses!! I really appreciate it. We're going to laugh the fat away!!0
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i jiggle when i walk but jello is alway refreshing lol0
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I like that! :-)i jiggle when i walk but jello is alway refreshing lol0
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