What would you do if the person above came on to you?

Well damn, I don't see why it hasn't happened already.

Consider it my lucky day!

Aw shucks

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Give him a big ole kiss on the cheek

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No can do

Act suave and attempt to lean against a wall that doesn't exist and fall over

...works like a charm

Thanks, being a professional smartass has taken years of practice and dedication...it's exhausting ghastly business