Looking for a GF.

gmod2099
gmod2099 Posts: 5 Member
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Hi, am 26 yrs old, just started working again, am searching for a woman who would love to workout with me or just watch lol jk.

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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    Location location location. I don't think you'll find many groupies here though
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    Oh this is bound to get interesting.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    I am married, can I still apply?
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Bless your heart.
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh this is bound to get interesting.

    I agree. I need popcorn
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh this is bound to get interesting.

    I agree. I need popcorn

    Popcorn crew
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    sharifsahmed wrote: »
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh this is bound to get interesting.

    I agree. I need popcorn

    Popcorn crew

    Extra butter?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    They will ALL want you. Prepare yourself for the succubi!!
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    sharifsahmed wrote: »
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh this is bound to get interesting.

    I agree. I need popcorn

    Popcorn crew

    Extra butter?

    Only for you, I'm watching my figure LOL
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    sharifsahmed wrote: »
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh this is bound to get interesting.

    I agree. I need popcorn

    Popcorn crew

    Extra butter?

    Absolutely! All we need is a big couch with a good view to the show now.
  • Venus_88
    Venus_88 Posts: 112 Member
    Are you interested in watching as well?
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    sharifsahmed wrote: »
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh this is bound to get interesting.

    I agree. I need popcorn

    Popcorn crew

    Extra butter?

    Absolutely! All we need is a big couch with a good view to the show now.

    Accurate on so many levels
  • Mean_Spice
    Mean_Spice Posts: 279 Member
    gmod2099 wrote: »
    Hi, am 26 yrs old, just started working again, am searching for a woman who would love to workout with me or just watch lol jk.

    While I agree this can be entertaining, @gmod2099 you might want to consider a different site.

  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    Venus_88 wrote: »
    Are you interested in watching as well?

    So where are we watching this then?!
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  • covetthycarbs
    covetthycarbs Posts: 300 Member
    Does your GF need to be gluten free? Is there a height requirement?
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Ohhhhhh!!! Just the opportunity I have been waiting for!! I knew if I waited long enough this day would come
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member


    I like long walks in the woods
    Pandas
    Cats are cool too
    Pizza parties
    And snuggles
    If you tie shoes its an added bonus
    I like to watch
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    This makes me want delete my account and start all over . . and do it RIGHT this time..
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Cameron_1969 wrote: »
    This makes me want delete my account and start all over . . and do it RIGHT this time..

    You got this Cam!
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »

    I like long walks in the woods
    Pandas
    Cats are cool too
    Pizza parties
    And snuggles
    If you tie shoes its an added bonus
    I like to watch

    OP would love to go on long walk in the woods with you. . I'm sure of it. .
  • gmod2099
    gmod2099 Posts: 5 Member
    Lol, no thanks and I realized how dumb this looks now...
  • gmod2099
    gmod2099 Posts: 5 Member
    Cupcakesaremygod wrote: »
    1. where are you from.
    2. here for the comments
    3. nobody knows what you look like
    Am here for the comments too lol and am from Houston,Texas.
  • gmod2099
    gmod2099 Posts: 5 Member
    Venus_88 wrote: »
    Are you interested in watching as well?

    Yes, ma'am!
  • gmod2099
    gmod2099 Posts: 5 Member
    covetthycarbs wrote: »
    Does your GF need to be gluten free? Is there a height requirement?
    No height requirement and no she also can be sugar free lol
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    I'm available.

    I'm looking for someone to hurt my feelings, piss me off, chew me up, spit me out, tell me what I want to hear, lie to me, preferably to my face, stab me, but only in the back, someone who will never make me a priority, someone who expects me to lower my expectations, somebody who sees what a sad POS that I am and that I'll likely just throw all of my expectations into the garbage anyhow. Someone who is interested in wasting my emotions and my time and somebody who is 'empathetic' enough to give me that really infuriating "sorry for ya" face when I hint at the idea that I want or deserve better. Oh, and long walks on the beach!

    TL;DR
    nice guys need not apply.

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