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the 'i'm officially bored at work' thread

SkateboardFi
Posts: 1,322 Member
so i spend pretty much my entire shift on here lol and i figured i should at least try to make a thread dedicated to entertaining myself and others so we can get through the clock together. so let's do this! let's fill this bad boy up with bad jokes, random facts and hilarious links/pics!
i'll start it off with a random fact and a link to my favorite site with hilarious commentary on everyday life
fact: More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
http://www.cracked.com/article_19339_the-6-dumbest-things-schools-are-doing-in-name-safety.html
i'll start it off with a random fact and a link to my favorite site with hilarious commentary on everyday life
fact: More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
http://www.cracked.com/article_19339_the-6-dumbest-things-schools-are-doing-in-name-safety.html
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Hope you don't work for the government. I'd hate to think taxes are paying for boredom at work.0
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I LOVE Cracked.com0
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I check in MFP from work quite frequently...HOWEVER, I do do a lot of work in between...and if I take into consideration how much time the smokers at my work take to go out for a smoke like 6 times a day then I don't feel guilty at all coming here throughout the work day!0
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Hope you don't work for the government. I'd hate to think taxes are paying for boredom at work.
lucky for you i do not. and if i did, i'd be in turn, paying just as much of my wages as you.
thanks for replying
and yes. cracked.com is AWESOME!0 -
We are busy in work and I am still bored, I feel like a robot haha.0
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http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/funny-demotivational-poster-0010.jpg
http://xmb.stuffucanuse.com/xmb/image.php?&aid=2213&Funny Motivational Posters 13.jpg
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0809/funny-bathroom-demotivational-poster-1222130687.jpg
you may have to copy and paste these, but they're well worth the effort!
p.s. ooohhhhh what to do about the trolls!!!!!!!!!0 -
I check in MFP from work quite frequently...HOWEVER, I do do a lot of work in between...and if I take into consideration how much time the smokers at my work take to go out for a smoke like 6 times a day then I don't feel guilty at all coming here throughout the work day!
exactly. and the thing is, my coworkers will take at least 3 smoke breaks in a shift, and i'm like, do i have to start cigarettes just to get a moment? i work at a desk. and unless people are checking out of their rooms. i'm pretty much staring into oblivion, so this site helps me keep my sanity. or whatever is left of it.0 -
There's a WOOT OFF today on woot.com
Even if you don't buy anything the write-ups are a scream
PS, are you doing a whole sleeve or is that done?0 -
I'm incredibly bored the majority of the time! I'm continously flitting between here and Facebook!
One site that may entertain people (it did entertain me at my old job but doesn't work on the computers at my current job) is sporcle.com! I managed to teach myself some useful bits on information due to that site!
Random fact time.... President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.
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You better look busy. In this economy don't take a chance. The man's always looking for ways to cut.0
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Do a google search for failbook, that should keep you lot laughing for a while0
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exactly. and the thing is, my coworkers will take at least 3 smoke breaks in a shift, and i'm like, do i have to start cigarettes just to get a moment? i work at a desk. and unless people are checking out of their rooms. i'm pretty much staring into oblivion, so this site helps me keep my sanity. or whatever is left of it.
....most of the "fun" sites out there I can't get on due to a high security block on our server (why yes, I do work for the government thank you!) but luckily I can get on MFP!0 -
There's a WOOT OFF today on woot.com
Even if you don't buy anything the write-ups are a scream
PS, are you doing a whole sleeve or is that done?
hahahaha i am loving the links i'm getting on here, but yeah, i'm done with the half sleeve. i was thinking of doing a full one, still might, but it's not a priority. the sleeve was actually free for modeling for the tattoo shop so if i ever make it back to louisiana we might add some more. not sure yet. i'd love to do it though0 -
Theberry.com
TheChive.com
Boredom problem solved0 -
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=fail&view=detail&id=35727AFAF34D8E938B0C63198496E670FB8A413E&first=0&qpvt=fail&FORM=IDFRIR
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=fail&view=detail&id=AE7C420FDD70AE82593164E4C3B2F3D74E2B2032&first=30&qpvt=fail&FORM=IDFRIR
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=fail&view=detail&id=E9000CCDE4844040887D42487DDE902D77712AC2&first=30&qpvt=fail&FORM=IDFRIR0 -
You better look busy. In this economy don't take a chance. The man's always looking for ways to cut.
oh believe me. me and the man have an understanding that we will be lifelong enemies, and that he is no match for my cleverness and ninja quality stealth.
#aquaman booyaow.0 -
Do a google search for failbook, that should keep you lot laughing for a while
Yes, failbook.com, lamebook.com and damnyouautocorrect.com!0 -
Theberry.com
TheChive.com
Boredom problem solved
Chive.com is blocked on my work computer. What are you trying to pull here? :laugh:0 -
the chive is blocked for you? i believe failbook is blocked for me0
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the chive is blocked for you? i believe failbook is blocked for me
Yeah I tried Chive.com and TheChive.com... neither would let me on. Try Lamebook.com... it's a good alternative to Failbook.0 -
there is no way I could ever read damnyouautocorrect.com at work...I can't read more than two pages of those because I am crying from laughing so hard! lol...0
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I'M BUSY AT WORK AND BORED BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO DO WHAT I HAVE TO SO I WILL PROCRASTINATE AND ENJOY THIS THREAD ---
I ALWAYS WONDERED WHY PEOPLE DUCK WHEN DRIVING INTO AN UNDERGROUND PARKING GARAGE...0 -
LMFAO oh my god, damnyouautocorrect is AWESOME! keep em coming guys, i'm about to look up some links for ridiculous pictures0
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I hate it when work cuts into my MFP time...0
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I hate it when work cuts into my MFP time...
isn't it the absolute WORST? lol0
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