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borscht1
borscht1 Posts: 12 Member
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What would yours look like?

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  • borscht1
    borscht1 Posts: 12 Member
    Ok, ok, since I asked it's only fair I go first.

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  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
    My heart is taken but my *kitten* is not. Let's hook up until I muster the courage to go after the real deal.
  • competeagain2x
    competeagain2x Posts: 149 Member
    funjen1972 wrote: »
    I am just looking to date, nothing serious, but I really do want something serious, but I'll find any excuse not to get serious with you. Let's just break up now.
    You stole mine!!! @funjen1972
    Wtf!
  • funjen1972
    funjen1972 Posts: 949 Member
    competeagain2x wrote: »
    funjen1972 wrote: »
    I am just looking to date, nothing serious, but I really do want something serious, but I'll find any excuse not to get serious with you. Let's just break up now.
    You stole mine!!! @funjen1972
    Wtf!

    Oooops 💁
  • competeagain2x
    competeagain2x Posts: 149 Member
    funjen1972 wrote: »
    competeagain2x wrote: »
    funjen1972 wrote: »
    I am just looking to date, nothing serious, but I really do want something serious, but I'll find any excuse not to get serious with you. Let's just break up now.
    You stole mine!!! @funjen1972
    Wtf!

    Oooops 💁

    It’s all good!
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    bhadbahabi wrote: »
    My heart is taken but my *kitten* is not. Let's hook up until I muster the courage to go after the real deal.

    Lol
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    my brothers say I'm the best aunt
    my mom says im perfect just the way I am
    my best friend says urfghhfd...get off the dumb apps
    my kids say...ugh
    my cats say meow
    my other best friend says get back on the apps
    what else is there to know
    Oh, wine


    **straight off my profile :#
  • 73CL350
    73CL350 Posts: 259 Member
    Hobbies? -Magnets

    What dat Mouth do? -Complain.

    If you're a little bit damaged... I'm a sucker for that.
  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,970 Member
    Ideal first date: hike 10 miles up hill, sleep on the ground, dig a cat hole to poop in, and melt snow for drinking water.

    Anybody who wants a second date is a special kind of awesome.
  • 2020yesyouwill2020
    2020yesyouwill2020 Posts: 115 Member
    You all are so clever and funeh!
  • Lukdbestucan16
    Lukdbestucan16 Posts: 168 Member
    funjen1972 wrote: »
    I am just looking to date, nothing serious, but I really do want something serious, but I'll find any excuse not to get serious with you. Let's just break up now.

    Loool
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    funjen1972 wrote: »
    I am just looking to date, nothing serious, but I really do want something serious, but I'll find any excuse not to get serious with you. Let's just break up now.

    haha! Perfect!

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