Could you beat the person above you in thumb wrestling (war)?

I don't think I could

I'd distract you with porkchops and applesauce! Totally a win

Of course I can, with one hand tied behind my back... (the way Peter likes me!)

Yikes. I'd be hiding my eyes after seeing that so guess not

yep!

Have you seen my thumbs total win for me

(and so many user names no longer here....i miss some of them)

I can take you

She wouldn't stand a chance

Definitly No

Of course i beat my cousin once whom is guy and older