Story time! (add 4 words)
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Gold Plated Nose Bling
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In reality he was0
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...the awkward black sheep.0
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He wondered why he0
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couldn't find anyone to0
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help him with his0
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odd coloured rash that0
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was the shape of0
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a really girly flower.0
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“Dammit!” he cried as0
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armpit. His demeanor was0
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looking to be offended0
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at the drop of0
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His girlfriend's red panties.0
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She rarely changed them
(oh gods ew why)1 -
because she was allergic0
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To the smell of0
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her own bodily fluids.0
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Moving right along, (the) aliens0
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Snuck around to face0
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Their greatest fear; Rosanne.0
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Oh no! they cried0
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We are not prepared0
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For Rosanne's raging sloppiness0
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Unbeknownst to them she0
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Had invited Bruce Springsteen0
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To serenade them. This0
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Brought the aliens to0
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Their feet and they0
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Paired off to display0
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