If you woke up and the person above was in your bed next to you...
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and call the cops to come collect him0
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Just cause they know you doesn't mean they won't slap the cuffs on
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cuffs.......now you're talking
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scary....I know0
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Hmmmmm0
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I would go check on my pet rabbit and make sure it's not being boiled in a pot!0
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get the police to pick him up.0
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stay there0
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Ask what he'd like to eat for breakfast..1
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Kiss her ever so lightly...smack her *kitten*... and ask what she wants for breakfast1
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tazer and trash bag.0
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How the worty dird did you get here?0
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armwrestle her for the pillow0
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Offer my spare pillow.0
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First make sure we both had all our clothes on...thank god....then head to the couch0
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tazer, pepper spray ........out the front door0
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Back away slowly...apologize profusely...hope I don't get tazed...
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Ask my wife what the hell she did last night.0
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Ask him where's his wife0
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Smile, laugh, and then make us some tea1
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UncivilizedCaffeineJunkie wrote: »Ask him where's his wife
hahahahahahahahha!0 -
Compare beards and wonder how much i drank last night0
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Run away....fast0
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Send Him Back To The Couch
And Double Lock My Door Next Time 🤨0 -
Ask what he'd like to eat
For breakfast0
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