If you woke up and the person above was in your bed next to you...
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Roll Over Her And Say..Hey Thereπππ1
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Show him how happy I am to see him0
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Tell her to be quiet....I'm trying to sleep0
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Ask what she would like for breakfast0
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We wouldnβt speak till we both had coffee0
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Snuggle in close...kiss her neck & whisper the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody0
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Tell him to get up and make me and my man breakfast.. it ain't gunna make itself you know0
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Get up and make some breakfast0
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Back up for spooning0
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Wrap her up tight and pull her close.1
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Wonder if I was lost0
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Thank my lucky stars1
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Roll over with a smile.. and wish a very very good morning0
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Oh no, not again π1
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I'd ask when the coffee and bacon will be ready.0
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I'd reply im on it how do you like your coffee0
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No milk or sugar, thanks π0
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I'd sit up, rub my eyes, and wonder where I was. Is this my house? My bed? What's going on? Who is this lying next to me?
None of this makes sense...am I going mad?
Staggering to the window, I'd gaze outside. What do I see? Is it light, is it dark? I can't tell if it's morning or night. Confusion abates as panic sets in--a mirror! I need a mirror! Am I even still myself?
I pinch myself to see if I'm dreaming. Ouch. Well, that sucked.
There's a knock at the door, but in my panic, I'm too terrified to answer it. I freeze in place, and there it is again--a gentle rapping that I silently pray will go away.
A low, gentle moan reminds me of the stranger in the bed. Will she have answers?
...do I want to know?0 -
1) Kick him out
2) Call AA and join up immediately
3)Find out how he got there in the first place and make corrections to ensure it didn't happen again....2 -
Ask if the coffee was ready0
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All I know is my guy is going to have a lot of explaining to do...0
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If I Woke Up With A Giraffe In My Bed
I Would Say That Was One
*kitten* Epic Party Last Nightππ€0 -
I'd say good morning, and snuggle for a bit till he goes to make breakfast.1
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