Help the Halloween candy is talking to me!

djjeffa
djjeffa Posts: 117 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
So against my wishes my ex sent my daughter with Halloween candy to my house this weekend. Now Im home alone and I swear its saying "eat me"

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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    @kindalikevelma look you’re not alone
  • Gisel2015
    Gisel2015 Posts: 4,197 Member
    Put ear plugs or listen to music, just like you do at the gym. Just because it talks to you doesn't mean that you have to answer.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    There's a bunch of Halloween candy at my work, and regular candy. They look so innocent and cute in those tiny wrappers...I keep telling myself I won't, but I do.

    Today it was a Halloween sized pack of skittles, 3 chocolate almonds and 3 sour jujubes....shame, shame!
  • djjeffa
    djjeffa Posts: 117 Member
    edited November 2018
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    @kindalikevelma look you’re not alone
    I know silly the candy is here lol
    Gisel2015 wrote: »
    Put ear plugs or listen to music, just like you do at the gym. Just because it talks to you doesn't mean that you have to answer.
    im trying to ignore it but its banging on the door now
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    There's a bunch of Halloween candy at my work, and regular candy. They look so innocent and cute in those tiny wrappers...I keep telling myself I won't, but I do.

    Today it was a Halloween sized pack of skittles, 3 chocolate almonds and 3 sour jujubes....shame, shame!
    the struggle is real!
  • Gisel2015
    Gisel2015 Posts: 4,197 Member
    djjeffa wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    @kindalikevelma look you’re not alone
    I know silly the candy is here lol
    Gisel2015 wrote: »
    Put ear plugs or listen to music, just like you do at the gym. Just because it talks to you doesn't mean that you have to answer.
    im trying to ignore it but its banging on the door now
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    There's a bunch of Halloween candy at my work, and regular candy. They look so innocent and cute in those tiny wrappers...I keep telling myself I won't, but I do.

    Today it was a Halloween sized pack of skittles, 3 chocolate almonds and 3 sour jujubes....shame, shame!
    the struggle is real!

    The candies are not banging on your door. The zombies are! Run...!!!!!
  • djjeffa
    djjeffa Posts: 117 Member

    The candies are not banging on your door. The zombies are! Run...!!!!!
    Ohh snap but im so tired...... maybe i can call an Uber?
  • Gisel2015
    Gisel2015 Posts: 4,197 Member
    Great idea, and give the driver some candies as a tip :D
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    edited November 2018
    I got sad when I opened my fun size starburst and there was an orange one inside.
    Then I got happy when I realized it was tropical flavors and the orange was mango melon.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    i ate 2 bags of candy corn last weekend and didn't even hate myself until the next day. it was totally worth it and I'd do it again.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    i ate 2 bags of candy corn last weekend and didn't even hate myself until the next day. it was totally worth it and I'd do it again.

    First it was warm milk and unfrosted *cold* poptarts. Now you're admitting to liking the worst candy ever?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    i ate 2 bags of candy corn last weekend and didn't even hate myself until the next day. it was totally worth it and I'd do it again.

    First it was warm milk and unfrosted *cold* poptarts. Now you're admitting to liking the worst candy ever?

    :D

    i truly hated candy corn my whole life.
    then out of nowhere around when i turned 30 i ate a few... and they became my favorite seasonal candy in the world. i can't explain it and i submit to judgement without regret
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Tell your kid to take the candy to her room and "whatever happens...do not give any to dad"
    Her telling you "no" may properly shame you
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    i ate 2 bags of candy corn last weekend and didn't even hate myself until the next day. it was totally worth it and I'd do it again.

    First it was warm milk and unfrosted *cold* poptarts. Now you're admitting to liking the worst candy ever?

    :D

    i truly hated candy corn my whole life.
    then out of nowhere around when i turned 30 i ate a few... and they became my favorite seasonal candy in the world. i can't explain it and i submit to judgement without regret

    I can respect this.
  • Rileyjomadison
    Rileyjomadison Posts: 1,037 Member
    You choose what you put into your mouth. You can do this. Think of all of the reasons that you don't want to eat it.
  • djjeffa
    djjeffa Posts: 117 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Tell your kid to take the candy to her room and "whatever happens...do not give any to dad"
    Her telling you "no" may properly shame you

    unfortunately i wont see her till Sunday :(
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Slide me them Almond Joys, brother. I got about 976 calories to play with for the rest of the day thanks to my morning Spin class. Just leave those chocolates out on your porch and I'll come work my magic.
  • djjeffa
    djjeffa Posts: 117 Member
    Caseyloupuckett wrote: »
    You choose what you put into your mouth. You can do this. Think of all of the reasons that you don't want to eat it.

    yea well sometimes i put things in my mouth that I shouldent and lets not get perverted lol
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    i ate 2 bags of candy corn last weekend and didn't even hate myself until the next day. it was totally worth it and I'd do it again.

    First it was warm milk and unfrosted *cold* poptarts. Now you're admitting to liking the worst candy ever?

    whackadoodle frigging monster
  • djjeffa
    djjeffa Posts: 117 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    Slide me them Almond Joys, brother. I got about 976 calories to play with for the rest of the day thanks to my morning Spin class. Just leave those chocolates out on your porch and I'll come work my magic.

    Sorry I only have butter fingers,kit kats and m&ms
  • Lounmoun
    Lounmoun Posts: 8,423 Member
    How old is your kid?
    If she is pretty young have her choose a a reasonable amount for her to eat and trash the rest if you can't handle it. If she is older tell her to put her candy away. Keep busy away from it.

    I had some candy but we only have stuff left that I don't like.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    @kindalikevelma look you’re not alone

    So relatable. Omg
  • HeathieM
    HeathieM Posts: 173 Member
    Hide it!!

    My son's is out in the open and ive eaten a small bag of skittles and two tiny tootsie pops!!
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