Gas.....a good thing....

Katgod318
Katgod318 Posts: 70 Member
edited September 19 in Food and Nutrition
Okay I was looking up intestingal gas because since I have changed my diet to incorporate more fruits and vegetables I have been experiencing ALOT more gas. According to this article, gas is a good thing:

"Because the colonic gas is produced by the action of bacteria on undigested material in the colon, the nature and quantity of the gas is largely dependent upon the contents of the diet. A diet which contains a lot of indigestible material, such as fiber, will result in more gas production. A healthy diet will contain abundant fiber, and therefore gas is to be considered a sign of a healthy diet. It has been shown that the average healthy young male will pass gas per rectum approximately thirteen times per day. A diet which includes more than the average amount of fiber will result in more gas production."

Well, I feel the need to share a bit of the information I found absolutely hilarious:

"As previously stated, intestinal gas is not usually dangerous, or a sign of poor health, but can be a source of some discomfort, and sometimes embarassment. Rarely, however, intestinal gas can be a true hazard. It must be remembered that methane is one of the gasses present in the colon, and that methane is combustible. This is why teenagers can "light their farts" as a way of entertaining one another. At least one case has been reported, however, of a badly burned youth whose pants ignited when he engaged in this practice. Explosions have occurred in surgery when electrocautery was employed through a sigmoidoscope or proctoscope. Careful bowel preparation can help to avoid this, as can insufflation with carbon dioxide gas (to displace oxygen) before electrocautery is employed. This is quite important, because injuries have been sustained in such explosions, both to the patients, who sometimes have sustained bowel perforations, and the surgeons, who were thrown across the operating room by the blast."


The full thing can be found at:

http://members.tde.com/alford/gas.htm

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  • Katgod318
    Katgod318 Posts: 70 Member
    Okay I was looking up intestingal gas because since I have changed my diet to incorporate more fruits and vegetables I have been experiencing ALOT more gas. According to this article, gas is a good thing:

    "Because the colonic gas is produced by the action of bacteria on undigested material in the colon, the nature and quantity of the gas is largely dependent upon the contents of the diet. A diet which contains a lot of indigestible material, such as fiber, will result in more gas production. A healthy diet will contain abundant fiber, and therefore gas is to be considered a sign of a healthy diet. It has been shown that the average healthy young male will pass gas per rectum approximately thirteen times per day. A diet which includes more than the average amount of fiber will result in more gas production."

    Well, I feel the need to share a bit of the information I found absolutely hilarious:

    "As previously stated, intestinal gas is not usually dangerous, or a sign of poor health, but can be a source of some discomfort, and sometimes embarassment. Rarely, however, intestinal gas can be a true hazard. It must be remembered that methane is one of the gasses present in the colon, and that methane is combustible. This is why teenagers can "light their farts" as a way of entertaining one another. At least one case has been reported, however, of a badly burned youth whose pants ignited when he engaged in this practice. Explosions have occurred in surgery when electrocautery was employed through a sigmoidoscope or proctoscope. Careful bowel preparation can help to avoid this, as can insufflation with carbon dioxide gas (to displace oxygen) before electrocautery is employed. This is quite important, because injuries have been sustained in such explosions, both to the patients, who sometimes have sustained bowel perforations, and the surgeons, who were thrown across the operating room by the blast."


    The full thing can be found at:

    http://members.tde.com/alford/gas.htm
  • heather0mc
    heather0mc Posts: 4,656 Member
    hehe - farts...:laugh:
  • lionessd
    lionessd Posts: 10 Member
    That was very interesting!!!! I thought I was weird farting all the time! LOL
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    my husbands farts did not smell healthy last night!
  • aerome
    aerome Posts: 171 Member
    lol this reminds of me of my physiology class last semester when our professor read a textbook explanation of what happens when you fart. :laugh: Hilarious!!!
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    :drinker: gotta lighter?
  • porka29
    porka29 Posts: 868 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: bruhahahahah! I love this and I'm certainly no lady:noway: :laugh: :bigsmile: unfortunately I can't keep the giggles or big:bigsmile: off my face and bf usually is prewarned.

    We were on nutrisystem two years ago and had crazy gas, they were called nutritoots!!!:tongue:
  • CoachFoland
    CoachFoland Posts: 564 Member
    I must have an awesome diet too. I fart constantly. :blushing:
  • Pahhahahahhahaha! Hilarious!
  • sarabear
    sarabear Posts: 864
    LMAO!!!! Now I know that I'm eating GRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • dkell
    dkell Posts: 408 Member
    :laugh: I thought it was my age but have you ever walked across the room and left a fart with every step:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I guess its my diet.:ohwell:
  • dkell
    dkell Posts: 408 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: bruhahahahah! I love this and I'm certainly no lady:noway: :laugh: :bigsmile: unfortunately I can't keep the giggles or big:bigsmile: off my face and bf usually is prewarned.

    We were on nutrisystem two years ago and had crazy gas, they were called nutritoots!!!:tongue:
    good name for them:laugh: :laugh:
  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
    I like how they said "teenagers" lighting their farts. I distinctly recall my boyfriend and his roommates in college doing it. And they weren't teenagers anymore!
  • sassyredgirl
    sassyredgirl Posts: 162 Member
    This is too damn funny. sometimes i just call it motorboating.. hehe
  • yellow_pepper
    yellow_pepper Posts: 708 Member
    It may not be physically unhealthy, but behaving in a way that alienates the people around you isn't psychologically healthy.

    Also, if your farts are particularly foul (or metallic) in odor, you may have a physical problem.
  • dkell
    dkell Posts: 408 Member
    :huh:
  • Fiber causes a lot of gas... just need to increase water... But it also means your pipes are working! Eddie Murphy Raw.. anyone want to play the fart game? we used to make our own bubbles in the bath... :laugh: :laugh:
  • RKJR925
    RKJR925 Posts: 254
    My Grandfather used to sing Beans Beans good for your heart. The more you eat the more you fart. The more you fart the better you feel so eat your beans with everymeal.


    I am laughing out loud right now thinking of him signing that to us when we were kids
  • porka29
    porka29 Posts: 868 Member
    This is too damn funny. sometimes i just call it motorboating.. hehe

    :laugh: :laugh: :noway: :laugh: :laugh:
  • porka29
    porka29 Posts: 868 Member
    My Grandfather used to sing Beans Beans good for your heart. The more you eat the more you fart. The more you fart the better you feel so eat your beans with everymeal.


    I am laughing out loud right now thinking of him signing that to us when we were kids

    This was a fave in my house too!!!!:bigsmile:
  • RKJR925
    RKJR925 Posts: 254
    My Grandfather used to sing Beans Beans good for your heart. The more you eat the more you fart. The more you fart the better you feel so eat your beans with everymeal.


    I am laughing out loud right now thinking of him signing that to us when we were kids

    This was a fave in my house too!!!!:bigsmile:

    Funny you are from Hollywood. I graduated from Miramar High. Probably why it is familiar to both of us
  • ivykivy
    ivykivy Posts: 2,970 Member
    My Grandfather used to sing Beans Beans good for your heart. The more you eat the more you fart. The more you fart the better you feel so eat your beans with everymeal.

    I have never heard the part about the more you fart..... I will remember to add that in
  • CoachFoland
    CoachFoland Posts: 564 Member
    This is too damn funny. sometimes i just call it motorboating.. hehe

    If you have seen Wedding Crashers, you know that has a different meaning :wink:
  • :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    That just is not a laugh - but a serious outcome for some people. In fact, I believe, it was on an episode of "House".

    However, since GAS is not a socially acceptable action, I would reccommend that you try "Beano" or "Gasex" they work quite well. As I have had problems with medications causing Gas. It can be most embarASSing when in public - so hopefully this suggestion will help curtain any further problems. :embarassed:
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