What is the person above hiding in their closet?

A coffee table stood up on its side, and a stack of coffee-table books about artists that nobody's ever heard of

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A pet cockroach named Michelle

....how did you find out about Michelle

The complete collection of "Night Stand with Dick Dietrich" on VHS tapes

Jimmy Hoffa

His former college roommate

A 55-gallon drum full of off-brand Sharpie (SHOUPIE) markers, many of them without caps and dried out, that was there when he moved in and will probably be there when he moves out

A pile of dog hair he's saving to weave himself a new dog.

Cat litter (unused by a cat)

An impressive collection of adult onesies, including lots of animal themed onesies. His favorite is a My Little Pony character

Cases of adult diapers. Not sure if they're new...

137 packages of jello pudding, a lifesize cutout of Bill Cosby and a kiddie pool

All the trophies she won (she made) beating her friends in Candyland when she was 7-11

387 half eaten squeaky toys

Picture magazines

Eggs. Just a whole lotta eggs.

Thousands of miniature liquor bottles