If you woke up and the person above was in your bed next to you...
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wondering "who let the dogs out??"0
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Wonder how many mickeys she slipped me last night.0
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wondering why he followed me home after I gave him some spare change0
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Put on my running and shoes and start running I won't look back nor will I ever search youtube!0
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pepper spray fixes problems like these0
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Ask her how much longer before my pancakes were ready I have to get to work soon!0
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Duct tape and flex cuffs........then onto the front lawn where the cops should find him easily.0
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Wonder how she keeps getting in. And why she's not obeying the restraining order.0
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made sure he was keeping up on his meds.....and sent him back to the half-way house again0
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I'd check the kitchen to make sure that a rabbit wasn't boiling on the stove top again! And I don't even have a rabbit!0
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I'd reattach the shackles and get the wagon out to pick him up again0
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Be really happy that I woke up as I found out later the 6 before me never woke up!0
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upped the dosage and left him in an alley0
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Look to see if I have any scars where my kidneys or other vital organs are/were!0
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tell him to put his scarecrow uniform back on and get back to the see the wizard0
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Remind him of the deal we made the night before!0
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Make nice small talk while reaching for the button to release the hounds0
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Be worried about the hounds0
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They're busy chasing @epr31295 down the street. You can stay
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We would discuss the weather. 0 -
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Run away quickly....these people are scaring me0
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I am sure I would scare you too 0
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Offer to make breakfast, after some serious snuggling0
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Ask to put the alarm on for an hour later and spoon!0
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climb out0
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