I'm going to be sober...

odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
and won't have any cleavage on tonight's date... this is going to completely suck. *LOL*

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  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    but, but....
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Sober? No cleavage?


    Do you really hate him?
  • bigdawg025
    bigdawg025 Posts: 774 Member
    That's terrible! LOL I'm going to be drinking tonight! :P
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    that's the kicker! i don't even hate him yet!
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    What kinda date are you going on?
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,204 Member
    What the hell kinda 'date' is this? Going to the OBGYN?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    A tall date. *snort*
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Just don't let him e-mail you poorly written porn after, that's all that really matters.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    What kinda date are you going on?

    The unsuccessful kind.



    Jokes! Jokes!
  • Kimmer2011
    Kimmer2011 Posts: 569 Member
    Then what's the point?
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    sober, no cleveage . . . are you at least going to show some leg? I mean you don't want to be known as "my friend with the good personality."
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    so, pregnant already and gonna call and tell him next week its his?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    *LOL* no... a festival in the city.

    But my boobs will be "in."

    If I were at the OBGYN, they'd be "out" yo...
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Just don't let him e-mail you poorly written porn after, that's all that really matters.

    i'm starting to think i deserve poorly written porn about chubby people shaving each other's heads...
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    so, pregnant already and gonna call and tell him next week its his?

    I'm all done with my uterus :)
  • sknopps
    sknopps Posts: 166 Member
    so, pregnant already and gonna call and tell him next week its his?
    . Hahahaha
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    so, pregnant already and gonna call and tell him next week its his?

    I'm all done with my uterus :)


    can I borrow it to throw a party in, then?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    sober, no cleveage . . . are you at least going to show some leg? I mean you don't want to be known as "my friend with the good personality."

    ummm.... no... i've got jeans on. Corn has informed me my ankles are hideous - like fragile little chicken legs - and that they're to be covered at all times.

    I'm totally the friend.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    so, pregnant already and gonna call and tell him next week its his?

    I'm all done with my uterus :)


    can I borrow it to throw a party in, then?

    That depends.... will the drinks at this party have little straws?
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    so, pregnant already and gonna call and tell him next week its his?

    I'm all done with my uterus :)


    can I borrow it to throw a party in, then?

    That depends.... will the drinks at this party have little straws?


    I was thinking tiny umbrellas, but if straws get a yes, then.....
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    so, pregnant already and gonna call and tell him next week its his?

    I'm all done with my uterus :)


    can I borrow it to throw a party in, then?

    That depends.... will the drinks at this party have little straws?


    and umbrellas?
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    sober, no cleveage . . . are you at least going to show some leg? I mean you don't want to be known as "my friend with the good personality."

    ummm.... no... i've got jeans on. Corn has informed me my ankles are hideous - like fragile little chicken legs - and that they're to be covered at all times.

    I'm totally the friend.

    WHOA WHOA WHOA. I believe I asked if you were a runner (this is before I realized you didn't work out unless it was beer related) and THEN I informed you that you had skinny legs. Duh. This is a completely valid point.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    straws... i seriously just said straws instead of umbrellas. f***. I need a beer!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    sober, no cleveage . . . are you at least going to show some leg? I mean you don't want to be known as "my friend with the good personality."

    ummm.... no... i've got jeans on. Corn has informed me my ankles are hideous - like fragile little chicken legs - and that they're to be covered at all times.

    I'm totally the friend.

    WHOA WHOA WHOA. I believe I asked if you were a runner (this is before I realized you didn't work out unless it was beer related) and THEN I informed you that you had skinny legs. Duh. This is a completely valid point.

    YOU SAID MY ANKLES WERE HIDEOUS!!!! *LOL*
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Just don't let him e-mail you poorly written porn after, that's all that really matters.

    i'm starting to think i deserve poorly written porn about chubby people shaving each other's heads...

    If it's bad, type it up and I'll post it on faildate. I need a new post! I'll even give you credit!
  • 99clmsntgr
    99clmsntgr Posts: 777 Member
    Sober? No cleavage?


    Do you really hate him?

    Maybe just giving him a challenge?
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    straws... i seriously just said straws instead of umbrellas. f***. I need a beer!

    to be fair, you don't normally put little straws or umbrellas in beer . . .
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    straws... i seriously just said straws instead of umbrellas. f***. I need a beer!

    to be fair, you don't normally put little straws or umbrellas in beer . . .

    No, but i figure my uterus party deserved more upscale cocktails....

    I, deserve beer... just beer... with no uterus, I am absolutely useless.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    straws... i seriously just said straws instead of umbrellas. f***. I need a beer!

    to be fair, you don't normally put little straws or umbrellas in beer . . .

    No, but i figure my uterus party deserved more upscale cocktails....

    I, deserve beer... just beer... with no uterus, I am absolutely useless.


    yes, definitely upscale cocktails and yes, because then there would be no place to party :tongue:
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    straws... i seriously just said straws instead of umbrellas. f***. I need a beer!

    to be fair, you don't normally put little straws or umbrellas in beer . . .

    No, but i figure my uterus party deserved more upscale cocktails....

    I, deserve beer... just beer... with no uterus, I am absolutely useless.

    The words evade
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