We are the knights who say.....

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robin52077
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  • AndreaWyland
    AndreaWyland Posts: 142 Member
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    NI!!!! Omygoodness cracking up!
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    We want a........shrubbery :laugh:
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
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    Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Ziiinnggggggg Ni!
  • CoachMaritova
    CoachMaritova Posts: 409 Member
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    It's just a flesh wound!
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
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    I don't get it
  • Kimbie500
    Kimbie500 Posts: 388 Member
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    I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
  • gatedialer
    gatedialer Posts: 149 Member
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    This is the best thread EVER!


    Arthur: What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?
    Tim: I... am an enchanter.
    Arthur: By what name are you known?
    Tim: There are some who call me... 'Tim'...?
    Arthur: ...greetings, Tim the Enchanter.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    I don't get it


    Someone never saw one of the greatest movies of ALL TIME!!!!!!

    I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  • gatedialer
    gatedialer Posts: 149 Member
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    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    African or European? :P
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    Bring out your dead, bring out your dead.
    Here you go.
    But I'm not dead .
    He says he's not dead.
    He will be soon, he's very ill.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    I don't get it
    Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

    :noway:
  • IrishHarpy1
    IrishHarpy1 Posts: 399 Member
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    Help, help -- I'm being repressed!
  • iamahealthychick
    iamahealthychick Posts: 207 Member
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    one of the absolute best movies EVER!!
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    Help, help -- I'm being repressed!

    GMTA! :happy:
  • Renee0608
    Renee0608 Posts: 138
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    "But your using COCONUTS!"
  • pacmanjack
    pacmanjack Posts: 866 Member
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    It's a question of weight-ratio.....
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    We're Knights of the Round Table,
    We dance when ere we're able,
    We do routines and chorus scenes
    With footwork impeccable.
    We dine well here in Camelot,
    We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
    We're Knights of the Round Table,
    Our show are formidable,
    But many times, we're given rhymes
    That are quite unsingable.
    We're Opera mad in Camelot,
    We sing from the diaphragm
    a looooooot.
    In war we're tough and able,
    Quite indefatigable,
    Between our quests we sequin vests,
    And impersonate Clark Gable.
    It's a busy life in Camelot,
    I have to push the pram a lot.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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