Eating like a Muppet

Hi,
I’m a 36 year old Aussie and a dorky Mum of two, made out of pudding. I’d rather be 30 and a fit, dorky Mum of 10. I can only change one of those things so I’m going to give it a red hot crack and see if I can end up less pudding and more like my home-made bread... ROCK HARD, or at least a bit smaller so my clothes don’t take up so much room in the wash and I can run faster and further than my 7 year old.

I love reading everybody’s stories and some of the comments with their brutally honest tone are really great. It is the sort of bs cutting stuff I like (when aimed at other people... it would probably make me cry).

I’m trying to write a bit to distract myself from all the snacks and give myself something to do while cooling down from excercise/procrastinating to avoid alllll the house work.
Kathy