Are you sexier than a piece of broken furniture?

I've got a really sexy lamp. It's just the right width and length. Its broken cause the darn switch won't turn it on but if I rub it someone it comes on. So clearly no one is as sexy as this lamp

My rack is super sexy. Often full of surprises, somedays overflowing. Lots of people say it looked like it would taste so good.

I'd have to say I'm not as sexy as my wine rack even if it is missing a shelf

CookingWithCumin wrote: »

Was going to have chicken thighs for dinner tonight but I think the breasts are on sale so I'll just douse them in wine and pair with some brussel sprouts

wtf!?!?!? brussel sprouts are my favourite. wine too. we could be breast friends you know

Yeah man!

A certain leggy lamp from A Christmas Story comes to mind

All day everyday

Sexy like a 3 legged stool.

Sometimes 😂

Nope